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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Good to see Alfred E. Neuman is still out there, keeping the faith. Wouldn't have recognized him without the smile.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...a straw hat that also serves as a solar cellphone charger."</i>

Civil War reenactors beware ... there's a new kid in town.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>#6. Native American Disco Act.</i>

Village People Libel!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Now, let me remember... if you tie the sash on the <i>right</i>hand side, that means....

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Well, to be fair, the costume shops were all out of SS uniforms, and the Attila the Hun outfit was giving him hives.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

IK,R? I haven't gone to another Confederate bar after that one time.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Flags_of_the_Confederate_States_of_America" target="_blank">Stars and Bars</a> libel!

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PubOption's avatar

Confederates wore Australian bush hats?

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I really like this guy. In Wisconsin. Yep. That's where I like him.

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