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brandodell's avatar

"We are perfectly willing to let you die if it keeps you from voting" is quite the message Republicans are sending. I'll vote, no matter what, by absentee if possible but fuck it, in person if necessary, because letting these shit-stains stay in power is far more dangerous--as demonstrated here.

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EvilHRLady's avatar

They tried removing the supreme court race from this ballot and doing a separate election since this was also the democratic primary. They must be viewing this pandemic as a gift.

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Nigel Smoketoomuch's avatar

Dr Fauci says up to 90% of Trump voters may be asymptomatic for a discernible intelligence.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

GOP motions come with a "Rubber-Stamp Here" box at the bottom.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I sure hope the voters are pissed enough to vote the fuckers out en masse in November.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Every red state has an Austin or Madison.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

We know we're going to get stiffed on the contract, but we don't care.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Gee, I wonder which way the judge whose seat is up for election voted?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

In this case, it's "We are perfectly willing to let you die, so long as you vote for us this time around." A 2% fatality rate among their dumbfuck base is a small price to pay, in their estimation.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Oh, my fucking word.

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mvario's avatar

Okay, screw me, I fell for the old repost post repost trick. mea culpa.

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

No prob! Figured it was an accident.

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Eastforker's avatar

So now we can in all honesty call the 5 rethuglican US Supreme Court Justices murderers (for not allowing the extension of absentee balloting).

As avowed pro-lifers, the irony of their decision should make their brains hurt.

Impeach John Roberts (as a start)!

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themidniteskulker's avatar

I guess we're looking at the future.

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Jo Mathie's avatar

Well the GOP awful as they are are pretty much made up of old guys, so you know Corona. I'm kind of surprised that there hasn't been more backlash against this, but then in these times you can't really go out and protest.

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel!

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