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Ωbjectifier's avatar

The asshole is right where your lips go.

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

Ain't that always the case.

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MynameisBlarney's avatar

This doesn't help either.

*crosses arms grumpily*

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Pura Vida19's avatar

It's your patriotic duty!

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motmelere's avatar

I'm sure that's another case of attorney-client privilege.

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RNegron's avatar

'I don't want to be a pie...'

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

US politics has turned into an ethnic decision. "Republican" or "Conservative" now has the full force of saying "Protestant" in Northern Ireland or "white" in pre-1994 South Africa.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Liz. Republicans can be counted on for two things: disrespecting women, and suppressing Democratic votes.

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mailman27's avatar

Not if the GOP allows the USPS to go broke and descend into chaos. The chaos republicans know and love. "Mail-in" ballots using America's most trusted* public service? That's just crazy talk.* According to very recent polling

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Saw those in Lord of the Rings 2

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Poly_Ester's avatar

~5%/day increase in cases is a "flat" response? Only to a Republican politician, who's last math class was 7th grade algebra. It still looks exponential to me. They must have focused in April 11, the only day in the last 6 weeks that no new cases were reported.

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MsEdgyNation's avatar

Hyperbole and a Half! Sneaky Hate Spiral is my favorite.

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Pura Vida19's avatar

Hero is a word that is bandied about lately, but in your case....

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

An elected politician who is articulate and compelling? What’s THAT all about?!?

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La forza del resistino's avatar

Wisconsin. The only state whose northern occupants elected to join another state, the unattached state of Michigan.

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Nicola Leslie's avatar

Well, we don't have a rooster so I guess, technically, it's only their periods that get taken and fried up for a nice bacon and egg sandwich...

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