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Monty Market's avatar

O, happy day. The US Supreme Ct wing of the repug party will have to twist into a pretzel to stop the presidential election in November after sacrificing the voting public to retain a repug judge, and failing. Losers losing badly.

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A lot of people don't know this but a cheesehead actually factually blocks coronavirus and renders democracy impervious to cheesedicks.

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Heaven's waiting room is full at the moment?

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It's amazing to think that anyone would believe that a trust fund New York real estate brat would give half a fuck for blue collar factory workers in Wisconsin. A half-fuck he had to pay for, and then lie about.

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The World Court considers withholding medical aid for political purposes to be an act of genocide.

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Patience Roggensack is gonna be my porn name.

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I have no patience for roggensack. It takes to long and it's always too salty.

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Those tiny, early pea-sized turtle nards.

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But, but, he closed China! And in February, he did a lot!

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Honey badger don't care.

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I dunno. Reopen the economy next week? Build a wall? Mexican hordes? I got nothin'.

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I believe "eff" is the correct spelling, according to the Little, Brown Handbook.

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Did He have to show ID?

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Not if you don't tune into them. I let Bobby Lewis do that for me.

@revrrlewis

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I've been staying up until 3:00 in the morning watching Succession, getting up at 10:30 the next day, then accomplishing nothing all day. On repeat.

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Every single one of these people will be tested before they get anywhere near Donnie. He's probably got a closet off the Oval Office stacked from floor to ceiling with tests.

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