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PubOption's avatar

Try green, black and yellow, although that might be too Rastafarian.

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PubOption's avatar

It does sound a bit like the late Andy Rooney.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Those people are coming for your nativity scenes! Mark my words!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Ray Billingsley is an ignorant piece of shit and it has nothing to do with Kwanza. That dumb fuck ran a story arc where he learned that his teacher, Mrs. Fat Black Stereotype wrote a series of <i>adult education reading books</i> named something like Little Bunny Foo Foo Teaches Fully Grown Adults Who Have Been Working Most of their Lives How To Read In the Most Condescending Manner Possible.

I happened to be in grad school for adult ed (aka piss hole in the snow) at the time and we sent a letter as a class to this ass clown pointing out just how badly he fucked up.

No response, of course.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

with votes!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

OT, but here's a holiday thing that's been pissing me off for forever...Veteran's Day. Don't misunderstand me...I like the idea of having a holiday where living veterans are honored (as opposed to Memorial Day that honors dead veterans). However, Veteran's day started off as Armistice Day. We used to have 2 minutes of silence at 11:00 am on November 11. We commemorated the <i>end</i> of a war. I like celebrating an end to a war.

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bobbert's avatar

Milwaukee libel!

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bobbert's avatar

Me libel.

Edit: Best wishes for the new year, Dusty.

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bobbert's avatar

Hmm. I wonder if there's a day free for Fuck the Tea Party with a Rusty Chainsaw of Votes Day?

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bobbert's avatar

Cthulhu sleeps with the Edmund Fitzgerald?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Those elves can jingle my bells.

Anytime.

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Lot_49's avatar

As Josh Fruhlinger points out, "shoved down people's throats" is a euphemism for "allowed to exist."

I'm tired of having the shoved-down-my-throat metaphor shoved down my throat!

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Lot_49's avatar

Shrove Tuesday! Arbor Day! Whitsuntide!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Glenn Grothman:

Kwanzaa Grinch (R)

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Obviously somebody was naughty and didn't get any Kwanzaa presents when he was a kid.

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