Do you yearn for a time when the day after Christmas was all about throwing your useless wrapping paper into the man-made canal behind your house, instead of marking the beginning of the white, leftist holiday of Kwanzaawith a ceremonial dangling of the American flag inches above a lit Kinara? Wisconsin State Senator Glenn Grothman does too, which is why he's thrown together a little press release with his fancy, newfangled "pen and paper" to ask the important question,
Ray Billingsley is an ignorant piece of shit and it has nothing to do with Kwanza. That dumb fuck ran a story arc where he learned that his teacher, Mrs. Fat Black Stereotype wrote a series of <i>adult education reading books</i> named something like Little Bunny Foo Foo Teaches Fully Grown Adults Who Have Been Working Most of their Lives How To Read In the Most Condescending Manner Possible.
I happened to be in grad school for adult ed (aka piss hole in the snow) at the time and we sent a letter as a class to this ass clown pointing out just how badly he fucked up.
OT, but here&#039;s a holiday thing that&#039;s been pissing me off for forever...Veteran&#039;s Day. Don&#039;t misunderstand me...I like the idea of having a holiday where living veterans are honored (as opposed to Memorial Day that honors dead veterans). However, Veteran&#039;s day started off as Armistice Day. We used to have 2 minutes of silence at 11:00 am on November 11. We commemorated the <i>end</i> of a war. I like celebrating an end to a war.
Try green, black and yellow, although that might be too Rastafarian.
It does sound a bit like the late Andy Rooney.
Those people are coming for your nativity scenes! Mark my words!
Ray Billingsley is an ignorant piece of shit and it has nothing to do with Kwanza. That dumb fuck ran a story arc where he learned that his teacher, Mrs. Fat Black Stereotype wrote a series of <i>adult education reading books</i> named something like Little Bunny Foo Foo Teaches Fully Grown Adults Who Have Been Working Most of their Lives How To Read In the Most Condescending Manner Possible.
I happened to be in grad school for adult ed (aka piss hole in the snow) at the time and we sent a letter as a class to this ass clown pointing out just how badly he fucked up.
No response, of course.
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OT, but here&#039;s a holiday thing that&#039;s been pissing me off for forever...Veteran&#039;s Day. Don&#039;t misunderstand me...I like the idea of having a holiday where living veterans are honored (as opposed to Memorial Day that honors dead veterans). However, Veteran&#039;s day started off as Armistice Day. We used to have 2 minutes of silence at 11:00 am on November 11. We commemorated the <i>end</i> of a war. I like celebrating an end to a war.
Milwaukee libel!
Me libel.
Edit: Best wishes for the new year, Dusty.
Hmm. I wonder if there&#039;s a day free for Fuck the Tea Party with a Rusty Chainsaw of Votes Day?
Cthulhu sleeps with the Edmund Fitzgerald?
Those elves can jingle my bells.
Anytime.
As Josh Fruhlinger points out, &quot;shoved down people&#039;s throats&quot; is a euphemism for &quot;allowed to exist.&quot;
I&#039;m tired of having the shoved-down-my-throat metaphor shoved down my throat!
Shrove Tuesday! Arbor Day! Whitsuntide!
Glenn Grothman:
Kwanzaa Grinch (R)
Obviously somebody was naughty and didn&#039;t get any Kwanzaa presents when he was a kid.