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Legality is in the eye of the Kockholder.

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I was sorely tempted by the Mini. Alas, my Great Dane objected.<br /><br />---

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Designated Driver Dane would possibly be the greatest thing ever. You know, since I'm not an Ohioan pro-lifer.

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Legal mumbo jumbo.

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Clinton

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I'm due for a re-read of that gem. When I randomly picked it up at 14, I certainly had no idea how prescient it was.

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Alien voting is a deportable offense.

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Current black Civic: Errol (a la Flynn...pirate wanderlust, but without the raping and pillaging)

Previous black Civic: Elani, Queen of Afghanistan (named for a song by The Big Wu, a jam band oddly enough from Wisconsin). Sadly, she was stolen a year ago this weekend at 10 years of age and 200k miles and stripped. Rest in peace, my dear Elani.

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The congress won't do shit...tragically.

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well to be fair, i have a car, but i don't actually have a job.

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i had a 1990 civic (red) who went by the names of 'wheels of satan' and then - when she was on her last legs - the butthead.

i would have replaced her with another civic but i feel in love with the mini and i had an actual job at that time.

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this is what my boy tells me. but then, he is from GA and drives a truck.

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I noticed that towards the end the mother left in the phone number the guy stated for his suspervisor. I guessing that the super' s phone is really busy now.

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Where exactly in Mississippi is this "Wisconsin"?

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that man likes his cheese curds.

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I read that list of documents required to get the voter/state ID card.

Looks to me like all you need to obtain ID is ID. And the twenty-eight bucks, of course, if you don't check the right box.

Cue "Poll Tax' by Tom Lehrer.

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