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nice_marmot's avatar

I'd explain it to you, but I gotta go start packing for my upcoming move to Beaver Mountain!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

God. The eyes. What is it about conservative eyes?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Considering the parents, the kid's pretty normal looking.

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Using UTC makes TOO MUCH FUCKING SENSE. You know, like the metric system.

Idiots.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Detroit has Big Beaver Road. The exit number on I-75 is 69.

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

They're like a doll's eyes....

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Are there no outhouses? No debtor's prisons?

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NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

Anyone here dare read the JSOnline comments accompanying the linked article? I imagine DelafieldObjectivist was on point, likewise HartlandHayek.

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bradfox's avatar

Our guv in Maine is banning spaghetti sauce.

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Rick Hill's avatar

Oh the friends I used to have...the things we did...

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

And Obamaphones. Don't forget, they have Obamaphones in that Section 8 luxury pad.

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Tap the dancer's avatar

my bad

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sgt. jmk de la rΓ©sistance's avatar

One of our customers was a cruise ship line... scheduling backups as they moved between time zones got very hairy with the DST changes.

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SterWonk's avatar

Oy vey, I can only imagine. :-(

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RickyG's avatar

with votes...

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texasace00's avatar

Just feed them Soylent Green, we can feed live poor people with dead poor people, problem solved and I'm sure some young GOP whipper snapper will find a way to make a profit!

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