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"If people can opt-out of gender identity, the whole hierarchy falls apart."

The whole PATRIARCHY falls apart, is what you mean. And let's face it, THAT is what MAGA is all about: their limp-dick patriarchy.

And as for we-can't-believe-he's-a-senator Tommy (too-many-hits-in-the-head-without-a-football-helmet) Ruberville being interested in making pee-pee's hard, there's a reason why so many straight men love them some trans-girl sex and porn, and it's not cuz of Jesus, or making babies. More like breaking biblical law as in Genesis 38:9-10 about "spilling seed" being an abomination. Or is that only when non-Republicans do it?

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If the stat is correct that an estimated 1.7% of the world's human population is intersex then this is more than 135 million people globally. Apparently people can be intersex and not know it so the percent could be much higher. Perhaps we are all intersex- expressing both masculine and feminine energy to varying degrees and it is the division into only two sexes that is one of many problems...

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UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGH, Dawkins just continues his descent into SHITE.

Meanwhile, how nice that someone else knows the BRILLIANT Marge Piercy. Glad you mentioned her, Marcie.

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Elon must be all excited again now that all of you have been reduced to either a large or a small reproductive cell to ensure the continuation of civilization. This is all so creepy.

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Hey let’s use the olde timey definition where if you choose to wear clothes of one gender then everyone just assumes that’s what you are and that’s how the first female doctor in Canada is also the first trans doctor in Canada.

Let Mr. Pratchett explain it in Monstrous Regiment if you don’t wanna read sumptuary laws.

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Did Trump just end the patriarchy by making us all female? I'm confused. I also asked my previously male coworkers how they felt now that we're all ladies? It really simplifies things when customers call in complaints, I can just refer to them all as ma'am now.

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Now I hear "BIG-A-MEAT-A BALLS" anytime I fail to focus my thoughts elsewhere. Thanks, Obama Biden Harris-McClinton!!!

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Ta, Marcie. Tell it like it is!

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I have a theory. The person who drafted the EO is a Liberty University School of Law graduate who passed the bar three weeks ago.

They know nothing of the law, nothing of the world, but can bleat talking points faster than anyone else.

And that conception shit is just secular code for when the soul enters the body and makes that individual a whole and complete human being in the eyes of the Lord.

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Sir claims to hold the patent on the Wankel Engine, which Sir thinks is for masturbating. "Barron put me onto this..."

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Wanker engine

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What if a woman is infertile and can’t produce big gametes? Are post-menopausal women still women?

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"You're supposed to take care of your grandkids for free, bitch..." /s

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Once again, our greatest defense against them is their own incompetence.

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Look how far they've gone with their incompetence?!

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You can't explain anything to them, because that's condescending. And they're not gonna learn on their own. So yeah, we just have to wait for them to fail.

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Trust that the cheeseberders go about their holy work...

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He’s defied the odds for so long.

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Yes. A 12 out of 10. Perfect Physical Specimen. Will live for 200 years. Unbelievable Fitness and Tallness. Also too Diabetes, Dementia, Fear of Heights and Inclined Planes, Gold Poisoning, Arterial Sclerosis, Incessant Brain Farts, the Shits, many people are saying.

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“Are they picturing a homunculus with a giant dong all set to use it like a rudder to beat Riley Gaines at swimming?”

This query, and the giggle it inspired, have given me strength to survive another day. That is all.

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I can't help but laugh at Riley Gaines. The woman's entire persona and livelihood is based on the fact that she's not a very good competitive swimmer.

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Exactly. She's making fucking bank off being a whingeing bitch who sucks at her sport.

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J. K. Rowling seems determined to piss off the entire human species. Years ago here magic and witchcraft based novels scandalized the entire Evangelical community. Now the remaining people who are not "God bothers" are forced to hate her as well.

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I bet Universal Studios is thrilled that they've spent billions on several Harry Potter Lands, and so is Warner Brothers regarding all their Harry Potter films.

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She keeps this up, she could be the first person to give us a definitive answer to the question, "I'm a billionaire. Who cares?"

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I worry that if I begin screaming, it will be uncontrollable, and I won’t be able to stop.

Also, thank you for this work. ❤️

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Once I did wonder why men have nipples. I was 10. Now I know.

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Kinda like the Werewolf v. Vampire debate...

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