The wall will stop hurricanes and earthquakes, too! The Trump administration is considering slashing the budgets of several federal agencies to pay for the beautiful tall Mexican-proof wall on the U.S.-Mexico Border and other vital parts of the New Cruelty, so that could mean big cuts for less-essential government functions like the Coast Guard, the Federal Emergency Management Agency, the TSA, and other stuff that Trump never got people to chant about at his rallies. Maybe we can convince Mexico to pay for disaster relief.
Yeah, slashing FEMA makes so much sense in the face of the increasingly severe weather in the heartland where all those Trump-lovers live. Hope you enjoy getting bupkis from the feds when your house blows away.
Look, we all know that it was the Mexicans who dynamited the twin towers on 9/11, not terrorist flying jets as fuel bombs, so who needs TSA? Besides, the lines are always short and there is nothing but TSAs agents sitting around with nothing to do.
We also know that the greatest amount of drugs are transported via balloons in the guts of illegal aliens, so who needs TSA or the Coat Guard?Search and rescue? Can't you just fish on American rivers and small lakes? If you need a lighthouse, you are too damn far from shore.
And FEMA? well we all know Mexicans kill more people and cause more property damage than all tornadoes, floods, failed levees and hurricanes combined - So a big beautify wall instead of disaster assistance, right?
you lose a few fishing boats and those fish populations will pop right back up. It will only take 4 or five boats lost before the rest of the fishing fleet gets the idea that Trump is serious.
In the future, only Trump-branded drug cartels will be allowed to operate in the US.
Yeah, slashing FEMA makes so much sense in the face of the increasingly severe weather in the heartland where all those Trump-lovers live. Hope you enjoy getting bupkis from the feds when your house blows away.
Just shimmy a bootstrap over the Wall.
Go home, Rick. You're drunk again.
Also, too, the concept of a lonely Roomba. Buy a Neato, you troglodyte!
Look, we all know that it was the Mexicans who dynamited the twin towers on 9/11, not terrorist flying jets as fuel bombs, so who needs TSA? Besides, the lines are always short and there is nothing but TSAs agents sitting around with nothing to do.
We also know that the greatest amount of drugs are transported via balloons in the guts of illegal aliens, so who needs TSA or the Coat Guard?Search and rescue? Can't you just fish on American rivers and small lakes? If you need a lighthouse, you are too damn far from shore.
And FEMA? well we all know Mexicans kill more people and cause more property damage than all tornadoes, floods, failed levees and hurricanes combined - So a big beautify wall instead of disaster assistance, right?
you lose a few fishing boats and those fish populations will pop right back up. It will only take 4 or five boats lost before the rest of the fishing fleet gets the idea that Trump is serious.
That's his royal 'bignesses' to you.
everything they do is a draft and always will be because - republicans are dumb - and mean too
Best way to get Mexico to pay for the wall would be to hire Mexican contractors and stiff them when they submit the bills, Trump-style.
Let's get rid of thefollowing!Taxpayers fund a first-class congressional foreign travel boom!
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Simple answer - everybody thinks your parents are tourists.
Maybe they are now. Whatever the "cartels" are earning up there in drug-addled gringolandia sure isn't making its way back to rural Sinaloa.
Or just pay farmers here (in Mexico) and elsewhere to not grow it. Call it "biosphere protection" and have them grow trees. Win-win for everyone.
Or using a catapault on a sub.
Mexico just signed a trade agreement with the EU this morning. We'll just sell our stuff elsewhere.