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TundraGrifter's avatar

Jack: Guess it's too late to say "Don't quit your day job..."

102415's avatar

Spanky is a woman. She's narrow minded and single minded. She does that to freak you out. If Wonkette does go away. I know where I will spend a few hours a day for awhile.

102415's avatar

Hey I have been here since day one. I still remember the ad on Gawker looking for a girl to do this site. In any case I have enjoyed myself immensely for those years. Thank you.

fuflans's avatar

oh that's just fab thanks.

fuflans's avatar

sir or madam:

are you a CHRISTIAN??? you should be saving this 'inflated nerd' not calling him toilet names. this 'human waste' is a HUMAN is he not? we should teach him how to be a better human, shouldn't we? we should not flush him away!! flushing him away is aborting his precious precious soul. human souls are worth saving at all costs.

or at least in the first trimester.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Jack - I do understand. Although some days it seems like it will, now you know work release doesn't last forever.

Of course, this is May 21st, so...

WA Bishop's avatar

Exactly! We're a goldmine! A slovenly, sodden, unpaid <i>goldmine!</i>

fuflans's avatar

and you sir are one of the reasons wonkette comments are a pleasure to read.

indeed, we need a place.

fuflans's avatar

<i>I am glad you all are here with me. Here at the end of all things.</i>

frodo baggins.

fuflans's avatar

i will not challenge you to diviad serolf if you will lay off (!) monsieur grumpe.

chascates's avatar

Does he post as homofascist?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Awwwww shit. Good luck Jack. Thanks for the yucks.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I may regret this but I need an outlet for my bitterness otherwise someone will get hurt. Count me in if your hypothesis is correct.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I hate it when that happens.

fuflans's avatar

hell yeah. and after the great brietard moon war, i can quit the internet as i have been longing to do.

except for banking and porn.