All Wonkette editors leave you eventually. Today, it is my turn. So this is my last post ever. What a ride, etc.! I've enjoyed making fun of politics for this dumb little blog. But now it is time to move on. I came to this site a 21-year-old kid. And now, I can safely say, I'm leaving it a 22-year-old child. Most importantly, we caught Osama bin Laden. You're welcome.
Spanky is a woman. She's narrow minded and single minded. She does that to freak you out. If Wonkette does go away. I know where I will spend a few hours a day for awhile.
Hey I have been here since day one. I still remember the ad on Gawker looking for a girl to do this site. In any case I have enjoyed myself immensely for those years. Thank you.
are you a CHRISTIAN??? you should be saving this 'inflated nerd' not calling him toilet names. this 'human waste' is a HUMAN is he not? we should teach him how to be a better human, shouldn't we? we should not flush him away!! flushing him away is aborting his precious precious soul. human souls are worth saving at all costs.
Jack: Guess it's too late to say "Don't quit your day job..."
Spanky is a woman. She's narrow minded and single minded. She does that to freak you out. If Wonkette does go away. I know where I will spend a few hours a day for awhile.
Hey I have been here since day one. I still remember the ad on Gawker looking for a girl to do this site. In any case I have enjoyed myself immensely for those years. Thank you.
oh that's just fab thanks.
sir or madam:
are you a CHRISTIAN??? you should be saving this 'inflated nerd' not calling him toilet names. this 'human waste' is a HUMAN is he not? we should teach him how to be a better human, shouldn't we? we should not flush him away!! flushing him away is aborting his precious precious soul. human souls are worth saving at all costs.
or at least in the first trimester.
Jack - I do understand. Although some days it seems like it will, now you know work release doesn't last forever.
Of course, this is May 21st, so...
Exactly! We&#039;re a goldmine! A slovenly, sodden, unpaid <i>goldmine!</i>
and you sir are one of the reasons wonkette comments are a pleasure to read.
indeed, we need a place.
<i>I am glad you all are here with me. Here at the end of all things.</i>
frodo baggins.
yes.
i will not challenge you to diviad serolf if you will lay off (!) monsieur grumpe.
Does he post as homofascist?
Awwwww shit. Good luck Jack. Thanks for the yucks.
I may regret this but I need an outlet for my bitterness otherwise someone will get hurt. Count me in if your hypothesis is correct.
I hate it when that happens.
hell yeah. and after the great brietard moon war, i can quit the internet as i have been longing to do.
except for banking and porn.