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Please tell me Michigan is gonna toss fucking Snyder out on his ass. Please?

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<i>It’s his birthday, and he’ll post ponies if he wants to</i>

You would pony too if it happened to you.

<i>[Yes I know this is 4 weeks late, but it's the thought that counts. At least I hope so.]</i>

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Ok. But why do these fuckers always wait till they're leaving to do the right thing?

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I remember a cousin who actually put lard on her skin before sunbathing, but that's up here in the Northeast, where the sun's mostly just a rumor most of the year.

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<i>If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is a darn fine shaving cream.</i>

--- Barry AuH2O

Don't know how well it works for legs....

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♬ ♬<i>Somewhere.... Over the rainbow-colored flag</i>

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Are we sure she's not dying? This usually the stuff people say when they know the Reaper Man is coming and they want to weasel out of a meeting with Old Scratch.

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Removing it could be fun, if you had help, if you know what I mean.

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I'll have you know I was quite happy with my Legacy station wagon. Got me through two moves and like seven or eight cords of firewood.

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Paleoconservatives turning on the religious radicals? Never thought I'd see it happen in an election year.

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It's always surprising when advocates for less government advocate for less government.

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Yet fattening.

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