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bobbert's avatar

Please tell me Michigan is gonna toss fucking Snyder out on his ass. Please?

Lefty Mark's avatar

<i>It’s his birthday, and he’ll post ponies if he wants to</i>

You would pony too if it happened to you.

<i>[Yes I know this is 4 weeks late, but it's the thought that counts. At least I hope so.]</i>

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Ok. But why do these fuckers always wait till they're leaving to do the right thing?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I remember a cousin who actually put lard on her skin before sunbathing, but that's up here in the Northeast, where the sun's mostly just a rumor most of the year.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is a darn fine shaving cream.</i>

--- Barry AuH2O

Don't know how well it works for legs....

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

♬ ♬<i>Somewhere.... Over the rainbow-colored flag</i>

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Are we sure she's not dying? This usually the stuff people say when they know the Reaper Man is coming and they want to weasel out of a meeting with Old Scratch.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Removing it could be fun, if you had help, if you know what I mean.

Jared James's avatar

I'll have you know I was quite happy with my Legacy station wagon. Got me through two moves and like seven or eight cords of firewood.

Jared James's avatar

Paleoconservatives turning on the religious radicals? Never thought I'd see it happen in an election year.

diogenez's avatar

It's always surprising when advocates for less government advocate for less government.