>Maybe you are even already almost dead, a chip of blood clot has dislodged somewhere and is careening itself towards your destiny, and this slop will be the last thing you read. I’m sorry. The human condition is a cruelty.
Lemme paraphrase a Kill Six Billion Demons story I've been thinking about:
YISUN, the king of the gods, was telling a story to Hansa, the god of doubt.
"Three pilgrims have become lost in a desert. They have run out of water and will soon die. The first does not know he has run out of water and continues walking. The second checks his canteen and collapses, accepting his imminent doom. The third knows he has run out of water but continues on regardless."
“And so, does he find his way?” asked Hansa.
“No,” said YISUN, “Quite plainly. His death finds him at the appointed time. Yet he presses on anyway, until the moment his corpse hits the dust.”
"Whether or not this happened, frankly, it does not really matter"
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Hay you guyzes, remember when Hillary Clinton said during one of the Benghazi hearings: "With all due respect, the fact is we had four dead Americans. Was it because of a protest or was it because of guys out for a walk one night decided to go kill some Americans? What difference at this point does it make? It is our job to figure out what happened and do everything we can to prevent it from ever happening again."
And everybody reacted as though she had actually said, “Meh, four dead American guys. Guys from my department. Ah, hell, who gives a shit?”
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It's Murc. Except when it's Wilhoit, it's always Murc.
There are lots of reasons for the attack on Iran. One reason is the cabal of corporations and sovereign wealth funds in cahoots to cross the Strait of Hormuz with under water AI cables. All nations in Middle East supporting attacks on Iran are part of Pax Silica. Iran’s bombing of Amazon data centres is a master class in strategy and telling your attackers, we see you, and know what to do to deter you from destroying our nation to make way for AI dominance.
Bush the Lesser was like that, too. Stumbled and fumbled and phumphered when he had to speak a sentence in what was supposed to be English, but when it came to anything about warfightin', he suddenly became articulate, or articulate for him anyway.
It was very clearly because he believed in the latter, but not the former.
"And in another horrifying turn, reportedly Russia has been giving Iran intelligence to target US forces, allowing them to get through air defenses."
In the time-honored tradition of piling on:
> "An investigation by CNN has confirmed that an Iranian missile attack has destroyed a United States AN/TPY-2 radar, the primary sensor of the Terminal High Altitude Area Defense (THAAD) system, at Muwaffaq Salti Air Base in Jordan, signalling [sic] a potentially transformative moment in the evolving strategic contest between Iran and the U.S.–Israel security architecture across the Middle East.
>Maybe you are even already almost dead, a chip of blood clot has dislodged somewhere and is careening itself towards your destiny, and this slop will be the last thing you read. I’m sorry. The human condition is a cruelty.
Lemme paraphrase a Kill Six Billion Demons story I've been thinking about:
YISUN, the king of the gods, was telling a story to Hansa, the god of doubt.
"Three pilgrims have become lost in a desert. They have run out of water and will soon die. The first does not know he has run out of water and continues walking. The second checks his canteen and collapses, accepting his imminent doom. The third knows he has run out of water but continues on regardless."
“And so, does he find his way?” asked Hansa.
“No,” said YISUN, “Quite plainly. His death finds him at the appointed time. Yet he presses on anyway, until the moment his corpse hits the dust.”
“What an idiot,” said Hansa.
“Absolutely,” said YISUN.
“What a magnificent idiot,” added Hansa.
“Hansa is observant,” said YISUN."
Hey could you like this or respond so I don't forget to check this out later. It looks interesting but I'm in the middle of something rn
I will never forgive Congress for letting this clown do his worst.
"Whether or not this happened, frankly, it does not really matter"
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Well, that's a BIT more nuanced than, "Your mother." I suppose something has to be the first step.
"Whether or not this happened, frankly, it does not really matter"
`
Hay you guyzes, remember when Hillary Clinton said during one of the Benghazi hearings: "With all due respect, the fact is we had four dead Americans. Was it because of a protest or was it because of guys out for a walk one night decided to go kill some Americans? What difference at this point does it make? It is our job to figure out what happened and do everything we can to prevent it from ever happening again."
And everybody reacted as though she had actually said, “Meh, four dead American guys. Guys from my department. Ah, hell, who gives a shit?”
`
It's Murc. Except when it's Wilhoit, it's always Murc.
Not to be all 'tone police-y' but maybe tone it down a bit. You're upsetting the children
Let's call it SpezNaz
Epic Fury!? Bullshit!
SpezNaz sounds much better. Will make Putin tear up “donald, my brother in arms... My heart is full"
SpezNaz. Or just Z
as brain dead as the Russian SpezNaz.
“It’s possible that as you’re reading this, he has already ridden on a golden toilet into the Great Beyond.”
Thank you for trying to make me feel good. 🐷🚽💀
"I'm Letting Go of the Bullshit" was the perfect ending for this article. And how was there a song from 1972 that I didn't know about?
There are lots of reasons for the attack on Iran. One reason is the cabal of corporations and sovereign wealth funds in cahoots to cross the Strait of Hormuz with under water AI cables. All nations in Middle East supporting attacks on Iran are part of Pax Silica. Iran’s bombing of Amazon data centres is a master class in strategy and telling your attackers, we see you, and know what to do to deter you from destroying our nation to make way for AI dominance.
Markwayne Mullin sentient? Pull the other one!
' magnums of champagne"
Just to-day I bought a bottle of Navy Strength rum, and other brown liquor is on hand. Refreshments will be freely offered in that event.
President Piggy is a compulsive liar, but the only times I believe him are when he's threatening violence.
Bush the Lesser was like that, too. Stumbled and fumbled and phumphered when he had to speak a sentence in what was supposed to be English, but when it came to anything about warfightin', he suddenly became articulate, or articulate for him anyway.
It was very clearly because he believed in the latter, but not the former.
"And in another horrifying turn, reportedly Russia has been giving Iran intelligence to target US forces, allowing them to get through air defenses."
In the time-honored tradition of piling on:
> "An investigation by CNN has confirmed that an Iranian missile attack has destroyed a United States AN/TPY-2 radar, the primary sensor of the Terminal High Altitude Area Defense (THAAD) system, at Muwaffaq Salti Air Base in Jordan, signalling [sic] a potentially transformative moment in the evolving strategic contest between Iran and the U.S.–Israel security architecture across the Middle East.
Satellite imagery released following the strike indicates that Iranian munitions successfully neutralized a radar asset valued at nearly USD 500 million (RM1.9 billion), a loss that significantly degrades the operational integrity of the deployed THAAD battery and exposes structural vulnerabilities in forward-deployed American missile defense infrastructure." https://defencesecurityasia.com/en/iran-missile-strike-destroys-us-thaad-radar-jordan-an-tpy2-satellite-images-middle-east-missile-defense/
I doubt I'm the first person to point out to the Fulvous Fuckwad: "C'est la guerre"
fnord
So much for fire control.
And I bet replacing it will take time.
🤣🤣🤣
I thought that claim of it only lasting 4-5 weeks was laughable, but it is possible that we will all be dead by then. Happy Thoughts.
That is probably my favourite gif of all time. Never gets old.