Wonkette

Share this post

With Trump Gone, Who Will Megyn Kelly Bleed All Over Now? Your GOP Debate Liveblog

www.wonkette.com

Discover more from Wonkette

Wonkette is filthy, hilarious, liberal news. YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Over 15,000 subscribers
Continue reading
Sign in

With Trump Gone, Who Will Megyn Kelly Bleed All Over Now? Your GOP Debate Liveblog

Kaili Joy Gray
Jan 29, 2016
Share this post

With Trump Gone, Who Will Megyn Kelly Bleed All Over Now? Your GOP Debate Liveblog

www.wonkette.com
1,904
Share

Nobody knows!

It's the top-tier Republican losers debate, comin' at us from Iowa on Fox "News," and what in the wide world of ethanol and butter cows are we even doinghere? Donald Trump is off "benefitting veterans" -- the ones he didn'ttry to have removed from the classy streets of his New York, that is -- where Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee waddled off right after their JV debate to cup Trump's balls and photobomb him to death.

So we're left with ... what, Ben Carson trying to stay awake, Jeb Bush trying not to cry, and Ted Cruz trying to prove he is TOO A American, and why won't Donald Trump kick his Canadian bacon some more, mano-a-mano-no-homo, like a REAL MAN?

[LATE-BREAKING HAHAHA OMG NEWS: Because, according to Trump's campaign , he'll be happy to have a debate with Cruz after he gets a judge to say he's even eligible to be president. #BirtherSoHard]

OK, actually, this does seem worth watching, for the lulz. Fuck it, we'll do it live!

Want to just donate once?

Share this post

With Trump Gone, Who Will Megyn Kelly Bleed All Over Now? Your GOP Debate Liveblog

www.wonkette.com
1,904
Share
Previous
Next
1904 Comments
Share this discussion

With Trump Gone, Who Will Megyn Kelly Bleed All Over Now? Your GOP Debate Liveblog

www.wonkette.com
malsperanza
Aug 16

You'd rather have him in Texas, painting pictures of his feet in the bathtub?

Expand full comment
Reply
Share
Vagenda and Pee-ara
Aug 16

Yeah, and one was from a guy who liked to leave his pubes on a Coke can. Who does that?????

Expand full comment
Reply
Share
1902 more comments...
Top
New
Community

No posts

Ready for more?

© 2023 Commie Girl Industries Inc.
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start WritingGet the app
Substack is the home for great writing