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Good luck with the atheism. On the other hand, wihout an anchor, you actually get to go places.

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Field hand, infielders, infidels ... it's hard to keep 'em sorted out.

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Getting lardassed teabaggers to pull <i>their</i> own weight would really get things moving.

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Wait ... do you mean "black community" isn't code? That changes everything!

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No ... but I know who thought they should be treated pretty much the same.

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Somebody needs an invitation, if (s)he's not here already.

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That's a lot of UV for a Limey. I'll keep my eyes peeled for a ridiculously bronzed woman.

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You're doing it wrong. What you want is fried kosher chicken.

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The words may fit, but she's a twit.

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well to be fair, everybody should be more like the jews.

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whoooaaaahh david brooks just appeared and then disappeared.

can we do this with all his columns?

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My wife was clearly a pioneer, she was using tequila supersoakers 10 years ago!

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