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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Cheap martyrdom, done frequently enough, adds up to profitable martyrdom.

I keep waiting for all these grifters and scammers to bleed the teabagger nitwits dry, but they seem to have bottomless pockets. (Palin, Beck, Limbaugh, Farah, Coulter, Faux News, the GOP... that's quite a large vampire population they're supporting.

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PsycWench's avatar

Good luck, Volpe! Owl was smarter than me on graduation day. The day before, one of the younger faculty brought in his Wii and "Just Dance 2" the day before during our reception for graduating seniors. I was in some serious pain the next day.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That explains your heavy drinking.

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PsycWench's avatar

at my house he takes all BUT the last of something, then quietly closes the box and never writes the item on the shopping list maintained on the refrigerator door. I've found one oreo, one chocolate chip, one gummy bear...

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PsycWench's avatar

or it's an honorary Ph.D. for donating something or being well-known. Any school can give an honorary doctorate even if it's not qualified to give real ones.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

“This is an astonishingly reckless report by a company that has demonstrated its total disregard for the truth,” said Farah.

Was this copied from WND's 10-K, or the annual report?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And if pigs could fly...

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Speaking of the liberal lamestream media, did you know David Gregory was racist?

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?feature=player_embedded&amp\;v=JVvNeZP5gr4" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embed...">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

(Spoiler warning: Sarah Palin is an idiot.)

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fuflans's avatar

dustbowl be safe.

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fuflans's avatar

lionel may be, but i likely speak for many cougars here when i say i would not be disappointed in that package at all.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Did it welcome you as a returning customer?

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fuflans's avatar

well congratulations and i am sorry we are leaving you and your generation such a crappy list of things to fix.

on the plus side, i would have loved wonkette at your age.

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fuflans's avatar

if joseph farah ever reads wonkette, he's in for a world of hurt.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"This book was released yesterday. Our author is in day two of a media tour. This report is playing havoc with a bestselling book –"

That was quick. Faster than a Republican sexy time.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

What was that planet that Kirk and Co. landed on and found a bunch of folks worshiping a dude named Landrew (spell?). Once a week/month/year they all went off their nut destroying things. That's what I'm thinking of.

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