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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Incoherent rightwing rants go better with Nazis! -- Don Draper

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Nothing is surprising anymore. Thanks Obama!

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Прежде всего мы должны устранить шахте разрыв!

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<i> You could actually hold the crazy.</i>

You wanted to make sure your vaccinations were up to date first, however.

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Actually, I heard that it was between snorts of cocaine.

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<i>ruthless men who are the ideological heirs of the Ukrainian militias that collaborated with the Third Reich during World War II.</i>

Wait til he finds out about the Finns.

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Wait til he finds out about the Lake Toba supereruption (74,000 years ago).

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Zygote Obama shot down Francis Gary Powers.

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Wait til he finds out about the acid rain problem in the Northeast.

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Wait til he finds out about Air India flight 101, which crashed into Mont Blanc in 1966.

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bobbert's avatar

ponybobobo

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bobbert's avatar

You too?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

He also made Judge Crater "disappear" and was the mastermind behind the Lindbergh kidnapping.

Obama also engineered the stock market crash of 1929 because he hates America, obvs.

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Chemtrails are yesterday's technology, plus the non-sheeple are on to them, so they're just about useless now. He is replacing them with something several orders of magnitude more insidious and sinister: Alinskyite projection. Wake up, sheeple!

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No, if you roll together the bumbling intellectually deficient/disengaged and superficial side with the ultimate Bond villain side, you get... Dr. Evil.

Eric Rush, International Man of Mystery.

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Please don't spoil my day, I'm miles away, and after all, I'm only sleeping.

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