It's been nearly...oh, a few days, maybe, since there was an insane conspiracy theory about Barack Obama, so of course there's another one! Barack Obama has a wedding ring, and unlike a normal American male, it is slightly fancy with squiggles and shit. Dr. Jerome Corsi, Ph.D., has investigated the ring through blurry, pixelated pictures and also consulted noted Islamic ring expert Mark A. Gabriel (who has
Brings to mind a <a href="http:\/\/books.google.com\/books\?id=cWm4VfqaADkC&amp\;pg=PT288&amp\;lpg=PT288&amp\;dq=vast%20lagoons%20of%20pig%20feces&amp\;source=bl&amp\;ots=jTggRpZMBT&amp\;sig=87dRHHMY_Y3vHR9tW8EIkWkDhOM&amp\;hl=en&amp\;sa=X&amp\;ei=yOx1UI6dMcLH0QHCx4CgBA&amp\;ved=0CDMQ6AEwAA" target="_blank">certain chapter</a> of <em>Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them</em>, doesn&#039;t it?
I didn&#039;t need further proof that anyone who believes a single word on WND, except <em>possibly</em> the bylines, is a complete fucking moron with no redeeming features, but you went ahead and gave it to me, didn&#039;t you?
I mean seriously, their picture evidence is conclusive proof of one thing in addition to one of two other things. It&#039;s certainly conclusive proof that Obama&#039;s ring is <em>not</em> engraved with the Shahada, and secondly it&#039;s conclusive proof that <em>either</em> the site&#039;s ownership is unbelievably stupid, <em>or</em> they&#039;re thoroughly dishonest, I mean like zombie Epimenides can&#039;t even believe how mendacious they are.
F.C.U.?
I think I can pronounce that.
That religious test only applies to different flavors of Christianity, which may include Catholics (Santorum) or may not (Kennedy).
Does this guy have some golden plates he would like to decipher?
Gabriel? Could he be an angel like Moroni?
Brings to mind a <a href="http:\/\/books.google.com\/books\?id=cWm4VfqaADkC&amp\;pg=PT288&amp\;lpg=PT288&amp\;dq=vast%20lagoons%20of%20pig%20feces&amp\;source=bl&amp\;ots=jTggRpZMBT&amp\;sig=87dRHHMY_Y3vHR9tW8EIkWkDhOM&amp\;hl=en&amp\;sa=X&amp\;ei=yOx1UI6dMcLH0QHCx4CgBA&amp\;ved=0CDMQ6AEwAA" target="_blank">certain chapter</a> of <em>Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them</em>, doesn&#039;t it?
Wait a sec, my wedding ring is sort of squiggly, too. This can mean only one thing -
<i>I&#039;m</i> married to Michelle Obama. Sorry, Barry, she&#039;s mine.
It&#039;s actually Swahili for &#039;James Brown is the hardest workin&#039; man in show business&#039;.
I didn&#039;t need further proof that anyone who believes a single word on WND, except <em>possibly</em> the bylines, is a complete fucking moron with no redeeming features, but you went ahead and gave it to me, didn&#039;t you?
I mean seriously, their picture evidence is conclusive proof of one thing in addition to one of two other things. It&#039;s certainly conclusive proof that Obama&#039;s ring is <em>not</em> engraved with the Shahada, and secondly it&#039;s conclusive proof that <em>either</em> the site&#039;s ownership is unbelievably stupid, <em>or</em> they&#039;re thoroughly dishonest, I mean like zombie Epimenides can&#039;t even believe how mendacious they are.
It says &quot;Sh&#039;ma Y&#039;Israel&quot;.
<i>who has a doctorate in &ldquo;Christian Education&rdquo;</i>
The only thing that would get you less job interviews than this on your resume is a felony conviction.