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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

F.C.U.?

I think I can pronounce that.

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PubOption's avatar

That religious test only applies to different flavors of Christianity, which may include Catholics (Santorum) or may not (Kennedy).

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PubOption's avatar

Does this guy have some golden plates he would like to decipher?

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PubOption's avatar

Gabriel? Could he be an angel like Moroni?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Brings to mind a <a href="http:\/\/books.google.com\/books\?id=cWm4VfqaADkC&amp\;pg=PT288&amp\;lpg=PT288&amp\;dq=vast%20lagoons%20of%20pig%20feces&amp\;source=bl&amp\;ots=jTggRpZMBT&amp\;sig=87dRHHMY_Y3vHR9tW8EIkWkDhOM&amp\;hl=en&amp\;sa=X&amp\;ei=yOx1UI6dMcLH0QHCx4CgBA&amp\;ved=0CDMQ6AEwAA" target="_blank">certain chapter</a> of <em>Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them</em>, doesn't it?

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Mahousu's avatar

Wait a sec, my wedding ring is sort of squiggly, too. This can mean only one thing -

<i>I'm</i> married to Michelle Obama. Sorry, Barry, she's mine.

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chascates's avatar

It's actually Swahili for 'James Brown is the hardest workin' man in show business'.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I didn't need further proof that anyone who believes a single word on WND, except <em>possibly</em> the bylines, is a complete fucking moron with no redeeming features, but you went ahead and gave it to me, didn't you?

I mean seriously, their picture evidence is conclusive proof of one thing in addition to one of two other things. It's certainly conclusive proof that Obama's ring is <em>not</em> engraved with the Shahada, and secondly it's conclusive proof that <em>either</em> the site's ownership is unbelievably stupid, <em>or</em> they're thoroughly dishonest, I mean like zombie Epimenides can't even believe how mendacious they are.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It says "Sh'ma Y'Israel".

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>who has a doctorate in “Christian Education”</i>

The only thing that would get you less job interviews than this on your resume is a felony conviction.

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