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bobbert's avatar

Or cab drivers.

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bobbert's avatar

Hey!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Don't forget the wine!

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Jared James's avatar

...What has apartheid ever done for us?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Like tears, in the rain.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Which was, for Conservative Catholics, not that bad.

Except for Conservative Catholic witches, I suppose.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"told friends of mine" trans: What I heard from some guy in a bar.

Impeccable source there dude.

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diogenez's avatar

I need to watch District 9 again.

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SpideySenser's avatar

Vy not a chicken? ***Credit Marx Brothers "Cocoanuts"

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

♫ Go on home, your mama's calling you

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Bingo! Congratulations, you just heard the dogwhistle...

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chascates's avatar

He and Tila Tequila make quite a nice couple.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

People with 0.45 of a brain, on the other hand...

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