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Or cab drivers.

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Hey!

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Don't forget the wine!

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...What has apartheid ever done for us?

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Which was, for Conservative Catholics, not that bad.

Except for Conservative Catholic witches, I suppose.

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"told friends of mine" trans: What I heard from some guy in a bar.

Impeccable source there dude.

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I need to watch District 9 again.

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Vy not a chicken? ***Credit Marx Brothers "Cocoanuts"

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♫ Go on home, your mama's calling you

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Bingo! Congratulations, you just heard the dogwhistle...

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He and Tila Tequila make quite a nice couple.

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People with 0.45 of a brain, on the other hand...

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