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The StillBirthiers have brought about 100 lawsuits to court - and they are 0 fer 100.

Looks like its going to be 0 for 101.

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that is TOTALLY a wonkette commentator.

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i see our president's critics continue to be eloquent and well-reasoned.

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i know! i know! birthers should file a class action suit! certainly they have enough in common to represent a class of aggrieved plaintiffs!!

oh, wait.

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What is with this right-wing obsession with things going in mouths? Whether it's words or laws rammed down throats or Michelle Obama's healthy eating advocacy, they are orally obsessed. <strong>PsycWench</strong>: You know evil psychology, help me out.

I think it might have something to do with oral sex.

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Probably penis envy.

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Every time an Onion article is believed, an angel gets it's bell rung.

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How is it possible that there are ANY unsuccessful Nigerian Businessmen??

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Bristol would have more success at <a href="http:\/\/ww.onion.com\/articles\/new-strip-mall-of-america-stretches-over-16th-of-n,1150\/" target="_blank">this mall</a>

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Do we REALLY know who Anthony Weiner sent those pix to? Just asking.

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Ian Frazier is a genius.

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Moxie.

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Gives you a healthy respect for roadrunners, though. Those Acme anvils can cause some severe spinal injuries, I tell you what.

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I hear that Mr. Bachmann wears silk boxers now, too. Just saying.

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It was terribly damaging to my youthful idealism to realize that a coyote can never catch a roadrunner, even when fully supplied by the Acme corporation.

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