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2 wars, but who's counting?

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All of the other comments are true, but the main thing Obama did to destroy the country was to allow a black man into the Oval Office.

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With these folks? Elastic stretch Velcro all the way.

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He wants us to re-elect Jimmy Carter, the only recent white evangelical Christian conservative. Conveniently, President Carter is even alive.

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Now a Wonkette Editrix would be expected to comport herself as a demimonde or slattern in expensive designer clothes. A white Christian Conservative’s wife would be too busy making slim jim margarita's and popping pills to do much of anything, really.

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Curses! beaten to the joke.

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I mean conservative in the old-fashioned way, which is not changing that which ought to be valued as it is, not in the sense of being terrified and/or outraged by anything that has happened since 1894.

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'Mychal'? Sounds furrin.

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sweet and sour soup libel!

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You win. That is all.

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finders keepers

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And when a popular country band said negative things about him, they were not banned from radio stations and their music was not boycotted or destroyed.

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Spiritualism would be regarded as heathen by the fundies, for part 2 we have to consider the affair with Frankie Blue-eyes.

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Does this idiot even realize that marching about with the complete deconstruction of America strapped to your back is an offence (sic) in Singapore? And you can't chew immiseration there either. Totally illegal.

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Also, I thought you clenched in your teeth things that you wouldn't want to lose or things that you were trying not to say. Why would you hold onto despair and immiseration?

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A deconstruction strapon?

That would explain the clenched teeth...

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