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Incoming Ham's avatar

Okay, Okay, Okay. Picture this: we open on a little bodega in Buenos Aires. A beautiful BLOND WOMAN sits at a table. The camera tracks up her slim legs to her face. She looks up in time to see ADOLPH stopping by her table to drop off a drink. She smiles. He looks cute in his little apron and armband.

“What a lovely mustache you have!” she says.

“Thank you mam, it’s sort of my trademark thing he says

“And a good one it is!” she replies

“Are you ready to order?” he asks . “Do you have a kosher menu?”

Tight shot on Adolph's face as he screams. ELVIS runs out of the kitchen.

The camera pulls out to a wide shot. We see Elvis covered in flour and his hair is dyed blond.

You with me so far? Okay, okay…

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Dick Cheney?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Hitler's survival is Obama's fault, of course.

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chascates's avatar

He was the Barry Goldwater of Germany.

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chascates's avatar

Dok, you really can turn a phrase. Glad you're around!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Very Illuminataing.

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bobbert's avatar

I blame O'Bunker.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, if by "feel just a teensy bit sad for" you mean "lob a grenade at", ....

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malsperanza's avatar

John McCain?

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malsperanza's avatar

Mainly, they were calculating how soon they could hightail it over the fence and wondering whether their names were on any of the documents still in that bottom drawer.

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malsperanza's avatar

This right here: <i>"Hitler Escaped" stories are the little black dress of conspiracy theories</i>

this gets the Golden Trope Award for best metaphor ever.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

This volume will proudly stand erect next to Dr. Corsi's turgid 2012 classic "The Great Oil Conspiracy: How the U.S. Government Hid the Nazi Discovery of Abiotic Oil from the American People' and his seminal work on Saul Alinsky being the evil genius behind Barack Obama.

At the risk of being a buzzkill here - I didn't even have to make these up. See "Law, Poe's." And that isn't Edgar Allen, either...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Guess this means O'Really? and his ghost writer can toss the ms. for "Killing Hitler."

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jeffreyruzicka's avatar

You're a tool.

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democrat CockRoach's avatar

He didn't give up on it. He still knows it's a TOTAL FRAUD. I heard him talking about Hillary and bozo this month and he's saying that Hillary's SLUSH FUND will go away SOON.

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democrat CockRoach's avatar

Corsi "Hillary and barry are the biggest GUN RUNNERS in history"

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