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Nobody ever accused them of being in their right mind.

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James O'Keefe, please pick up the White Power Courtesy Phone.

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If in prison a sagging zipper sends some coded message is something someone is going to learn.

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Agreed, I have been monumentally frustrated by how folks who perpetually claim to be victims, got way with the kind of shit I could not. If I jaywalked as a Black woman I might be dead... seriously????

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From your mouth to Zeus ears...

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It's barrels all the way down.

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Actually, they already figure prominently in something I saw on Netflix or HBO.

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They are awaiting the Trump Presidential Pardon and I know everyone can tell it's going to happen.

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The charge is being brought by the Michigan attorney general. Trump cannot pardon state charges.

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Any bad spy movie could be a reference.

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👍🏻

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Lock 'em up.

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I was hoping that you had a quote from the other Deep Throat

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They might have a leg to stand on with the Kaufmann defense, because honestly- they aren't very funny.

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He won't be doing much pardoning from inside Walter Reed's ICU.

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Your honor, we have evidence of repeated instances where they were that stupid or stupider.

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