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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Oh god, no.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Christ on a crutch...do the Palins have some kind of virus whereby everyone who touches them immediately start seeking their 15 minutes of fame and a book deal?

Moronica griftococcus?

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The Quirk's avatar

Really? My blood ran sorta cold -- or it could be this flu bug I'm fighting.

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The Quirk's avatar

Contrary to what you saw in Pretty Woman, most hookers do NOT resemble H'wood starlets. The ones that do are usually trans.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Why "Van"? Was that where he was conceived? If so, I just got an uber creepy vision of Nice Pete's Ford Econoline with the padlocked rear doors.

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fuflans's avatar

can i just say to all of this:

eeeuuuuuwwww gross.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

The Inuit have over 100 words for "cunt."

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Bezoar's avatar

This news has actually raised my pulse rate.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I know, I know. Why would Todd schtupp this women when he has a so called babe like Sarah (gag) at home? I’m assuming that this one shuts up once on while. Either way, Todd’s choice in “women” sucks.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Also known as the Teabagging postion.

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schmannity's avatar

When will we start bombing Alaska to get their oil? Is it 100% White Trash?

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