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TundraGrifter's avatar

We waz so poor my Mom cooked with Potato Helper. To keep warm when he shaved my Dad had to stand on the cat.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Maybe he didn't have a window to throw it out of.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Reminds me of Bull O'Really's? tales of growing up on the mean streets of Long Island...

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I want to see his divinity degree. Methinks maybe it doesn't exist either.

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SpideySenser's avatar

During afternoons of doobidge consumption, many mayonnaise sandwiches were sacrificed. Sometimes with tomato filling. What is he complaining about, they were awesome!

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At this point, the TeaTards know they're being lied to left and right - and they just don't give a shit anymore. It's "Yeah, whatever, so long as he's against big gubmint."

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Average Manhattan 1-BR is $3,000/mo, $36,000/yr, or ca. $70,000 before taxes. So yeah, $80k lets you eat as well as sleep. And you're rich in the eyes of the Feds, so not too many breaks on your 1040.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...Michelle Bachman, is that you?

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bobbert's avatar

Luxury.

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The trick is, how many illegal Messicans can you fit. Ten of 'em, at $200 apiece, seems to be the usual. Of course, that's in the Bronx and Queens - I think I need maybe 15 here.

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When the fire went out hours ago, and it's the middle of January, you don't want to be going anywhere. (He did grow up in New England, right?)

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

She was Mrs. Duke.

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Seems that quite a few teabagger politicos have these false memories . . . OMG! Where's Deckard when you need him???

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Mayonnaise sandwiches? Those are for rich people. We were so poor we had to eat dirt sandwiches without the bread. Fuckin’ elitist poors wannabe.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

<em>“As we looked at it, they were the upscale family,” Brown said. While there was an indoor bathroom, the Molets also had a portable pot, convenient for overnight needs upstairs, Brown said.</em>

...what an elitist, when I was growing up we didn't have "convenient" buckets to shyt in if we were too lazy to get out of bed! We either pissed the bed or walked down the hall to the bathroom!!!

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