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Will it stand up to my hot oven for 45 minutes?

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they sure do a lot of "coming", lucky bastards

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Yeah. I had an aunt and uncle who fought like cats and dogs and cheated on each other when they were young. (fucked up their 2 kids) Then when they got old, they still bickered, and she used to come over to my mom's house and complain about him. Then she died. He told me, "I don't wanna live without my girl" and died a month later to the day. People are strange.

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"Lie back and think of your Yelp reviews". My Dear Editrix your words echo like honey dripping from a slice of soft, home made bread. I am forever in awe of your typety-type skills.You are my hero. :-)

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Rep. Klingenschmitt will be in his bunk.

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I didn't pay much attention to all the persecution, it until I learned how to make $$$ with this one weird trick! I just bought a McLaren F-Numberty just doing televangelism for 3 hours a week! ASK ME HOW

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No really? Are you an underage decoy?

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I would never forget the demons.

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I think you'd feel differently about my sweet meat. And the white gravy.

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We sure are

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You just had to drag Josh Duggar into it, didn't you?

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Over the top. The roll, of course, not the comment.

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Are you sure you want the whole experience? Even the part when the squadron of cashiered Air Force chaplains breaks into the guest bedroom and furiously gay-ruts at full volume all day and all night? Think about it. Better yet, give Chaps Klingenschmitt a chance to put on his special thinking vestments and he'll think about it for you.

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Amen and it made me admire Jessica Williams even more. She is that good.

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this comment was so perfect...

This is why any deviationist is chased from the party as a RINO. The whole so-called conservative movement is riddled with internal contradictions. It's like a sweater with a loose bit of yarn—start pulling at it and the whole damn thing unravels. And they instinctively know this. Trump is like a Cataclysmic Sweater Unraveling Event.

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I am so disgusted by gay sex that I just can't stop thinking about it. It intrudes my thoughts all the time, especially when I masturbate! Gross! Eww, gross. Let me think about it some more. Yes, eww gross, it's definitely gross. I watch gay porn online just so I never forget how gross it is. It's so gross it makes my penis throw up. Again and again.

Just who the fuck do you think you're kidding?

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