Morning, Wonkers! The following stories may or may not grace the pixels of your Wonkette today! 1) Some jerk ruined Bastille Day celebrations in Nice, France, killing 84 people. That's not funny. 2) CNN and NPR were reporting leaks of Trump's Veep, and it's Mike Pence. Trump then was all, "LOL! Nope!" because it's better for ratings, and because Mike Pence doesn't spell his name, "Newt Gingrich."
I vote for Duggar dirt. We haven't snarked on that clan for some time. Making fun of this Trump fellow and the associated aura of assholishness surrounding him and anyone connected with him is getting a bit stale. Let's give that a breather till the convention starts/implodes.
That was an evil and despicable act.It was certainly no way to celebrate a holiday that commemorates the start of 25 years of wholesale slaughter.Er...maybe there's a mixed message there...
"My crushing defeat in yesterday's election is the latest in a series events that have postponed my announcement of a running mate. Stuff just keeps happening, and the time has not yet been right. Soon, though, soon.
"I would also like to announce my new venture, Trump Campaign Consultants. Trump your opposition with a yooge and classy campaign, like mine."
Still considering becoming a Muslim just to piss off right wingers. Plus, given that I was born in Mississippi, I'm dying to know where I'd be deported to.
How many of those stories will have pictures of my boyfriend JusTru? Or some more Icelandic mayors? They have the same effect as kittens... Well, maybe not EXACTLY the same, but still good.
I vote for Duggar dirt. We haven't snarked on that clan for some time. Making fun of this Trump fellow and the associated aura of assholishness surrounding him and anyone connected with him is getting a bit stale. Let's give that a breather till the convention starts/implodes.
Ah, shit . . .gonna be one of THOSE days. Right. Well, then, might as well start now.https://s-media-cache-ak0.p...
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Thanks for the warning!
DRUMPF, always with the showmanship!
Trump on American-born attckers- “Second generation turns out to be very bad for whatever reason.”
So there goes MY entire family.
(Wait- isn't Trump second generation?)
That was an evil and despicable act.It was certainly no way to celebrate a holiday that commemorates the start of 25 years of wholesale slaughter.Er...maybe there's a mixed message there...
As well as Trump, his father, and four of his children.
"My crushing defeat in yesterday's election is the latest in a series events that have postponed my announcement of a running mate. Stuff just keeps happening, and the time has not yet been right. Soon, though, soon.
"I would also like to announce my new venture, Trump Campaign Consultants. Trump your opposition with a yooge and classy campaign, like mine."
--Donald Trump, November 9, 2016
Yeah, but there's Palin dirt up in the Great Northwest a-brewin' also too.
Still considering becoming a Muslim just to piss off right wingers. Plus, given that I was born in Mississippi, I'm dying to know where I'd be deported to.
ACK! Scary pictures of Newt are NOT a Fair and Balanced way to start my morning. Bleeeh.
Good thing I didn't have breakfast.
What Josh Duggar believes is levitation is actually an erection. I blame his home edumacation.
Definitely not part of any nutritious breakfast.
How many of those stories will have pictures of my boyfriend JusTru? Or some more Icelandic mayors? They have the same effect as kittens... Well, maybe not EXACTLY the same, but still good.
Anymore, it is always one of those days. Thanks for the cute :hugs:
He looks all molesty rapey, creeps me the fuck out!