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Which means NO WONKAGENDA TODAY, except whatever tabs I've got open and what you leave in the comments. My don't we have fun!
Something about vaccines and Republicans voting in new exemptions!
A thing about Mark Zuckerberg! I forget but people were tweeting one certain line a lot.
Hey here's a tab! Colorado green-energy loans will cost you 2.75 percent!!!!
Everything you know about recycling is wrong!
I have three tabs open on this so it must be important: Attorney General William Barr MAY be a wee liar!
Trump tax cuts unpopular! No shit!
I have never read this and I am never going to read it but it's been open in my tabs for ... well, when did it post.
Here's how Shy made last night's red pepper sauce.
Here's how I'm going to make pineapple vodka (scroll to comments).
Here's Wonkette Enemy of the People tees.
Here's a thing!
"Former House Speaker Paul Ryan to teach about U.S. government, political polarization at Notre Dame" https: //t.co/64clbXEiKW
— Jake Tapper (@Jake Tapper) 1555443154.0
And another thing!
Denials of U.S. immigrant visas skyrocket after little-heralded rule change | Article [AMP] | Reuters https: //t.co/R4SjV3m6ij
— Bob Ortega (@Bob Ortega) 1555452726.0
And one more!
Interior Dept. Opens Ethics Investigation of Its New Chief, David Bernhardt https: //t.co/TZ8e0WUDM7
— Eric Lipton (@Eric Lipton) 1555361608.0
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It’s disqus squabbling with my VPN again and I’m too dumb to mediate.
I had the muffler replaced on a Maverick, and the tailpipe was so loose it rattled against the sides of the metal around it when the engine was idling. I had to take the car back to the shop a few months later for something else, and the guy working up the paperwork, who'd driven the car into the service bay, said, "Man, where'd you get that muffler installed?"
"Here," I said.
He didn't say anything. Tailpipe didn't rattle when I took the car home.