You will never be as high as Gary Johnson was when he stuck his tongue out at Kasie Hunt. HEY EVERYONE! It's Friday, so go grab your delicious cup of black gold and get ready for the weekend with yr Wonkette! Here's some of the stories yr Wonkette may make funtimes pixels with today!
Ted Nugent is a flat earther so he won't have any truck with devil science. I presume that's the primary republican strategist, given the skid marks all over their campaign.
“Instead these universities use the money to pay their administrators, to put donors names on their buildings, or just store the money, keep it and invest it. In fact, many universities spend more on private-equity fund managers than on tuition programs,” he said. “But they should be using the money on students, for tuition, for student life and for student housing. That's what it's supposed to be for.”
Donald, You know nothing of endowments or how they work. This is one reason you always file for bankruptcy. Also I'm not sure how you would lower taxes on tax-exempt institutions.
The awesome thing about that Mel Brooks article is that José Andres is getting a medal too. He's currently being sued by Donald Trump for telling him to go fuck himself and pulling out of his DC hotel because racism.
I'd be ok with just being in the same building and knowing that I was in the same building as Mel Brooks.Noooooo no issues with hero worship here at all.
Trump is a study in Mobius logic.
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Ted Nugent is a flat earther so he won't have any truck with devil science. I presume that's the primary republican strategist, given the skid marks all over their campaign.
Gary Johnson: Give me another one of those sugar cubes, babe.
OMG - I love Guide Dogs. Its so awesome that these guys are pretty darn intelligent little munchkins! :D :D
Here, horsie...
“Instead these universities use the money to pay their administrators, to put donors names on their buildings, or just store the money, keep it and invest it. In fact, many universities spend more on private-equity fund managers than on tuition programs,” he said. “But they should be using the money on students, for tuition, for student life and for student housing. That's what it's supposed to be for.”
Donald, You know nothing of endowments or how they work. This is one reason you always file for bankruptcy. Also I'm not sure how you would lower taxes on tax-exempt institutions.
Will check current bitcoin exchange rate and get back to you.
Just for a second I thought that Inside the Night President Obama Took On Donald Trump was going to be a documentary about a boxing match.
Rooster Cogburn: "Fill your hands, you son of a congressman."
Not to mention the skid marks in 'ol Ted's undershorts. THOSE kept him out of the army!
I love Mel Brooks.That is all.
Because you are good and reasonable person. I want to hang out with him and Carl Reiner and watch old movies
This is why there are no nice things
The awesome thing about that Mel Brooks article is that José Andres is getting a medal too. He's currently being sued by Donald Trump for telling him to go fuck himself and pulling out of his DC hotel because racism.
I'd be ok with just being in the same building and knowing that I was in the same building as Mel Brooks.Noooooo no issues with hero worship here at all.