MAKIN' HISTORY. Well a good groggy Monday to you, Wonkers! It was pretty hot this weekend, hopefully you didn't melt into a gross puddle and get mistaken for a Pokemon. Here's some of the stories that may grace the pixels of yr Wonkette today! Hill-dawg has her
Insert Tom Cruise joke here. Right next to the gerbil.
I thought that was Richard Gere
Make silicone valley.
Yep!
That would be good around Wednesday night. We'll need some laughs by then.
So, is anything going on this week? I could use a quiet week.
Why am I still worried about Bernie Bros? Sweet Jeezus, Democrats NEVER learn.
It's possible that I have my good looking weirdos mixed up.
It's a genuine imitation.
Monday morning starter...
For fuck's sake, where do you work? She's showing less than a Barbie doll.
I spew. You decide.
They are a couple of leaks.
John Oliver's summary of Boris Johnson's appointment to Foreign Secretary is hilarious
He doesn't get credit, because everyone knows he was lying about that...
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it isn't a big step in a Scott Walker type mind to then add that affirmative action is undesirable, while slavery might have been a good thing.