HILLZ! BEHIND YOU! LOOK OUT IT'S ALIIIIIVE! Morning Wonkers! Did you catch that debate last night?*sniff*sniff*Hoo-boy, that was a rootin' tootin', six-gun shootin' bar room brawl, wasn't it? Here are some of the stories Yr Wonkette might be talking about today!
The crux of the "rape culture" argument.
There's nothing like an end table to get the blood rushing to all the tingly places.
Certainly not! Because I don't drink coffee!
They have to make a choice. "#NotAllMen" OR "Yes, all men, so it's okay".
Wait, what? A lepo = Aleppo? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
Poor girl's been around politicians too long. She has forgotten what normal, polite behavior is like.
Poor kid. This is a bad year for policy wonks.
I think our Barry is having a little fun there.
I assume they wear haz-mat suits for just such emergencies.
Islamic beverage. Who could blame you?
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I'm again noticing the strategically placed hands. Secret service training, for the win!
They know Trump only too well.
Cute. How about this bunch? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
Heh. Oh my.
Guessing someone's probably already pointed this out, but, may I respectfully add to the list of things to read today:
Kurt Eichenwald would like to clarify he is not, in fact, Sidney Blumenthal.
Also, Trump is _exactly_ the kind of idiot you figured. The 'complete idiot' kind.
.. also the kind that should probably explain how he happened to have that particular piece of Russian misinformation on hand Monday afternoon*.
http://www.newsweek.com/vla...
http://www.dailykos.com/sto...
(*Correction here -- my original said Sunday evening. My misreading.)
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