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BadKitty904's avatar

But he speaks more fluent Gibberish than Drumpf!

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bubbuhh's avatar

It'll be a soft wall and the illegals will contribute adobe to it as they tunnel under it.

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bubbuhh's avatar

Can it have inspirational murals painted onto it as well?

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accidental housewife's avatar

And his voice is less annoying than Trumps, also, too.

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Ghenghis McCann's avatar

Surely his parents must take some of the blame.

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Shananigan's avatar

Those places are all over my neighborhood. My daughter finally asked me the other day what exactly they DO there. After I explained, she was goggle-eyed and wondered "How is that even LEGAL?"

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BadKitty904's avatar

The ancient Romans had a more efficient method for dealing with such children, is all I'm sayin'...

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BadKitty904's avatar

See?

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BadKitty904's avatar

Sound off!

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Ghenghis McCann's avatar

Trump Elmo would be another thing entirely.

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Ghenghis McCann's avatar

Gosh, It's cold out here on the hill....

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Ghenghis McCann's avatar

"Question: Do you think he’d marry his debt if he could?"He marries Eastern European women, and (allegedly) he's in debt to certain Russians. There seems to be a pattern there, but it's a hard call to make.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Decorated with reproductions of Diego Rivera's best murals?

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

HEY, it's not only young folks who were invited to the Our Revolution launch. I was also too. Link for people who want to watch for themselves can be had at https://ourrevolution.com/That is all.

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

Naw man - by the time the girl left, all her blood was pooled under her chair and she didn't even know it...

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Doug Langley's avatar

Kid's stuff. My students have learned far more creative ways of explaining why they didn't submit homework on the school's online system. Example: "I was just about to submit when my son poured water on the power strip and shorted out everything." My personal favorite: "My now former fiance smashed my laptop against the wall."

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