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BadKitty904's avatar

But he speaks more fluent Gibberish than Drumpf!

bubbuhh's avatar

It'll be a soft wall and the illegals will contribute adobe to it as they tunnel under it.

bubbuhh's avatar

Can it have inspirational murals painted onto it as well?

accidental housewife's avatar

And his voice is less annoying than Trumps, also, too.

Ghenghis McCann's avatar

Surely his parents must take some of the blame.

Shananigan's avatar

Those places are all over my neighborhood. My daughter finally asked me the other day what exactly they DO there. After I explained, she was goggle-eyed and wondered "How is that even LEGAL?"

BadKitty904's avatar

The ancient Romans had a more efficient method for dealing with such children, is all I'm sayin'...

Ghenghis McCann's avatar

Trump Elmo would be another thing entirely.

Ghenghis McCann's avatar

Gosh, It's cold out here on the hill....

Ghenghis McCann's avatar

"Question: Do you think he’d marry his debt if he could?"He marries Eastern European women, and (allegedly) he's in debt to certain Russians. There seems to be a pattern there, but it's a hard call to make.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Decorated with reproductions of Diego Rivera's best murals?

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

HEY, it's not only young folks who were invited to the Our Revolution launch. I was also too. Link for people who want to watch for themselves can be had at https://ourrevolution.com/That is all.

It's Just Toomush's avatar

Naw man - by the time the girl left, all her blood was pooled under her chair and she didn't even know it...

Doug Langley's avatar

Kid's stuff. My students have learned far more creative ways of explaining why they didn't submit homework on the school's online system. Example: "I was just about to submit when my son poured water on the power strip and shorted out everything." My personal favorite: "My now former fiance smashed my laptop against the wall."