Hey everyone! Here's some of the stories yr Wonkette might make pee and poop jokes about today! Donald Trump called Clinton a bigot last night in Mississippi, and he would know considering he invited the bigoted British Brexit leader, Nigel Farage, to introduce him.
Those places are all over my neighborhood. My daughter finally asked me the other day what exactly they DO there. After I explained, she was goggle-eyed and wondered "How is that even LEGAL?"
"Question: Do you think he’d marry his debt if he could?"He marries Eastern European women, and (allegedly) he's in debt to certain Russians. There seems to be a pattern there, but it's a hard call to make.
HEY, it's not only young folks who were invited to the Our Revolution launch. I was also too. Link for people who want to watch for themselves can be had at https://ourrevolution.com/That is all.
Kid's stuff. My students have learned far more creative ways of explaining why they didn't submit homework on the school's online system. Example: "I was just about to submit when my son poured water on the power strip and shorted out everything." My personal favorite: "My now former fiance smashed my laptop against the wall."
But he speaks more fluent Gibberish than Drumpf!
It'll be a soft wall and the illegals will contribute adobe to it as they tunnel under it.
Can it have inspirational murals painted onto it as well?
And his voice is less annoying than Trumps, also, too.
Surely his parents must take some of the blame.
Those places are all over my neighborhood. My daughter finally asked me the other day what exactly they DO there. After I explained, she was goggle-eyed and wondered "How is that even LEGAL?"
The ancient Romans had a more efficient method for dealing with such children, is all I'm sayin'...
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Trump Elmo would be another thing entirely.
Gosh, It's cold out here on the hill....
"Question: Do you think he’d marry his debt if he could?"He marries Eastern European women, and (allegedly) he's in debt to certain Russians. There seems to be a pattern there, but it's a hard call to make.
Decorated with reproductions of Diego Rivera's best murals?
HEY, it's not only young folks who were invited to the Our Revolution launch. I was also too. Link for people who want to watch for themselves can be had at https://ourrevolution.com/That is all.
Naw man - by the time the girl left, all her blood was pooled under her chair and she didn't even know it...
Kid's stuff. My students have learned far more creative ways of explaining why they didn't submit homework on the school's online system. Example: "I was just about to submit when my son poured water on the power strip and shorted out everything." My personal favorite: "My now former fiance smashed my laptop against the wall."