SWOON! Morning, Wonkers! Here's some of the stories yr Wonkette might possibly think about considering making silly pee-pee jokes about today! B. Barry Bamz is already tired of talking about Donald Trump, while Old Handsome Joe doesn't think he should touch buttons that can make things go all 'splodey.
NO.they are too stoopid to understand who they should be running against. both of them will waste their time spouting rightwing lies and CDS and Drumpf will be allowed to get away with his BS once again. why should his only serious opponent has to fend off lies and attacks from non-contenders? In no way should the media be allowed to rerun the strategy that made Drumpf the GOP nominee without being seriously vetted or present any serious policy positions.
“reminds me of a spoiled brat without a properly functioning brain”, “now in total freefall”, “golf swing. Not athletic”, "a dumb guy who fails @ virtually everything he touches"..... Thanks, Donald. I was running out of ways to insult you.
"SAY THE PLEDGE! SAY IT!"(brrzzzap!)"AHH! No more...I'll...I'll say it.""Good. And as for the rest of you, if anyone else messes it up, no recess today. Now, open your math books."
In Republican Party, Public serve you.
Yeah, no. I can't picture my son doing ANY sort of job where guns are required.
Yikes! In your own house!
NO.they are too stoopid to understand who they should be running against. both of them will waste their time spouting rightwing lies and CDS and Drumpf will be allowed to get away with his BS once again. why should his only serious opponent has to fend off lies and attacks from non-contenders? In no way should the media be allowed to rerun the strategy that made Drumpf the GOP nominee without being seriously vetted or present any serious policy positions.
Grab-ass before the nation and the world is insulting. I was, anyway
Good ol' Arkansas.
“reminds me of a spoiled brat without a properly functioning brain”, “now in total freefall”, “golf swing. Not athletic”, "a dumb guy who fails @ virtually everything he touches"..... Thanks, Donald. I was running out of ways to insult you.
No kidding, someone stick a vote in it.
They're a passionate group.
Colorado has assisted suicide now. Does that include political suicide? If so, Trump needs their help.
Can't we just keep Joe Biden in some capacity? Please?
I look forward to the photo of him about to be yanked out of his hidey-hole. Just. Like. Saddam.All scruffy w/no hair.
First uncle?
Congrats on your promotion.
Extreme, extreme vetting:
"SAY THE PLEDGE! SAY IT!"(brrzzzap!)"AHH! No more...I'll...I'll say it.""Good. And as for the rest of you, if anyone else messes it up, no recess today. Now, open your math books."
He wasn't too kind to one of those Pennsylvania audiences—Erie, I think.