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I assume you're happy to cater to whoever rubs you the right way.

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But at least this time he didn't call the barber "boy", so progress!

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I think the barber who gave Gov. Pence his new coif may have been raised with the adage of "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything." I hope Pence tipped him well for his trouble.Edit:too slow again. I just saw Chicken Thief's comment.

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Every time I see that son of a bitch I'm reminded of the time he decided he was too fucking important to read his NOTAM's and landed his airplane on a closed runway.

http://www.avweb.com/avwebf...

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Just what I was thinking! At my age, I'm happy that anyone rubs me at all - I could care less about 'the way'.

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Good.

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Only if you can articulate a proper religious sensitivity.

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Easy, pretty sure the bible says those who are big will be made low.So BIBLE.

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So there is no downside, you're saying?

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My dentist has video monitors set up so you can watch teevee while getting treated. I almost wrecked a root canal a few years ago because they had it on Comedy Central and they were showing a repeat of The Daily Show.

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Checkmate, atheists!

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(looks up the term "wet work")

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You're assuming that the endgame of Republican campaigns is governance and not continued employment for Republicans.

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Funny, the press never covered David Vitter when he stopped by a 'barbershop' for a 'haircut'.

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