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"Bitch, if you don't take this fucking thing off my head right now I'm gonna climb up in the attic and piss all over your wedding dress.!"

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Like her husband's virility, for instance.

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ANOTHER one? Christ, is someone cataloging these?

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Hey! At least weasels have an ethic!

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She also "saw" Michelle Obama spend $$200,000,000 on an overseas trip.

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Glad to see Kellyanne's still got the shovels going, digging Trump deeper and deeper and deeper...

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I yearn for the day KAC does a Palin fade. I believe that day will be Nov. 9th.

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I don't know what it is, but it's cute.

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SHHHH!! Don't TELL them!

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Trump supporters "know" the election will be rigged, but are resigned to that "fact". I think the real fact is the supporters know a sinking ship when they see one.

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Thanks Obama.

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OK, call it professional courtesy then.

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I'm trying to imagine the chaos that would develop in open-carry areas if a Trumpkin in full regalia shows up packing heat at a polling place. Somehow I see Mace and tasers coming into play.

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"Scotty: I've seen the captain feverish, sick, drunk, delirious, terrified, overjoyed, boiling mad. But up to now, I have never seen him red-faced with hysteria." from Turnabout Intruder. The last and worst Star Trek OS episode.

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Not only is the Merchant Marine a thing, the Academy is at King's Point, NY, so Gillibrand had better be on board!

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Yesterday, NPR had another of its "Divided State" segments, this time on Nevada. The couple they spoke with seemed vaguely terrified ... of "terrorists" and spoke of how bleak and "dark" that last 8 years had been (they are for Trump). They live in Reno, NV ffs; I'm not thinking that is a hotbed of terrorist activity, but I wouldn't have picked Liberal, KS either, so ... I can understand the Recession hit Nevada hard, and they have their kids living at home because they cannot find work, which would be depressing, but the fear? I assume they get their news from Fox hence the bizarre view of the free fire zone called "Reno".

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