Credit where it is due, dudes: Your Wonket is now handing over the keys to the world's only political humor website to one Miss Michelle Malkin, as she is officially now the most hilarious political pundit in the known universe and the rest of us all quit, bowing down to the greatness in the sexy Cleopatra wig.
Yeah, remember when Bob Dole named "True Lies" as an example of a movie with good family values? Because Schwartzenegger was a Gop, and because, youknow, the family that forces mom to perform like a hooker in front of a man she thinks is a stranger only haha it's really her husband is the family that oh I dunno accidentally shoots their youngest child in the head because they were cleaning their automatic weapons together.
Malkin gets extra points, though, because she doesn't mean to be a comedian.
Also, you are leaving out that Jackie whatsisname guy, that obnoxious arch-Jewish yammerer. He's massively reactionary, and I'm pretty sure he would say he's one of the greatest comedians ever.
Which is actually pretty funny, come to think of it.
Yeah, remember when Bob Dole named "True Lies" as an example of a movie with good family values? Because Schwartzenegger was a Gop, and because, youknow, the family that forces mom to perform like a hooker in front of a man she thinks is a stranger only haha it's really her husband is the family that oh I dunno accidentally shoots their youngest child in the head because they were cleaning their automatic weapons together.
But you have to admit, Malkin is the spitting image of Marie Osmond c. 1978.
Malkin gets extra points, though, because she doesn't mean to be a comedian.
Also, you are leaving out that Jackie whatsisname guy, that obnoxious arch-Jewish yammerer. He's massively reactionary, and I'm pretty sure he would say he's one of the greatest comedians ever.
Which is actually pretty funny, come to think of it.
No, it's that she cannot rock the bangs. Instant fail.
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=yiNnDpIW918&amp\;noredirect=1" target="_blank">Could be worse</a>
JESUS I just broke my rod of correction!
I appreciate her ability to bring people back to classic literature!
What a great shout out to Oedipus and his eyes, Malkin!
Why? She can&#039;t tell shit from Shinola.
Lips Libel!!
Yesterday&#039;s tag -- Dance Dance Revulsion.
No. Nor any other recognizable style.
Darn you.
Bilious, I b&#039;leeve.
The same kind of Prius that runs on batteries.
I had to cleanse my palate with a bit of conservative rap after that ... <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkeZ2P4SiY8">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
on the plus side, no more need for ping pong ball jokes