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Yeah, remember when Bob Dole named "True Lies" as an example of a movie with good family values? Because Schwartzenegger was a Gop, and because, youknow, the family that forces mom to perform like a hooker in front of a man she thinks is a stranger only haha it's really her husband is the family that oh I dunno accidentally shoots their youngest child in the head because they were cleaning their automatic weapons together.

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But you have to admit, Malkin is the spitting image of Marie Osmond c. 1978.

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Malkin gets extra points, though, because she doesn't mean to be a comedian.

Also, you are leaving out that Jackie whatsisname guy, that obnoxious arch-Jewish yammerer. He's massively reactionary, and I'm pretty sure he would say he's one of the greatest comedians ever.

Which is actually pretty funny, come to think of it.

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No, it's that she cannot rock the bangs. Instant fail.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=yiNnDpIW918&amp\;noredirect=1" target="_blank">Could be worse</a>

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JESUS I just broke my rod of correction!

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I appreciate her ability to bring people back to classic literature!

What a great shout out to Oedipus and his eyes, Malkin!

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Why? She can't tell shit from Shinola.

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Lips Libel!!

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Yesterday's tag -- Dance Dance Revulsion.

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No. Nor any other recognizable style.

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Darn you.

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Bilious, I b'leeve.

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The same kind of Prius that runs on batteries.

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I had to cleanse my palate with a bit of conservative rap after that ... <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkeZ2P4SiY8">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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on the plus side, no more need for ping pong ball jokes

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