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Vienna Woods's avatar

The first time I said fuck in front of my mother was when I was in labour with my first.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Sweet.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I miss Gore Vidal.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

mmmm... schadenfreude

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Isn't there a political party that's all opposed to onerous regulations and gub'mint innerference? I'm sure there is, but I guess they don't have much clout in Florida.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Why does every fucking Wonkette thread eventually bring us around to Vitter?

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diogenez's avatar

Does Rush Limbaugh have tapeworms?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Right alongside Breitbart. Right.

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diogenez's avatar

It would be an uncomfortable day for Karl Rove if the Koch Brothers ever thought that he might really work for the other side.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Uncomfortable, and short.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Looks like O'Qeef's Gravy Train just ran off the rails.

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fuflans's avatar

$100,000 would buy a lot of votes.

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bobbert's avatar

IANAL, but since the payment date is actually in the settlement, it seems to me that failing to comply would be contempt of court, aka jail. Lawyers?

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bobbert's avatar

Maybe they both could shut the fuck up.

(A man can dream)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

At this point, teabaggers will bite any hand that gets within their range of vision. As with snapping turtles, it's become instinctive.

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