James O’Keefe—the blonde bombshell who set the conservative world of hidden-camera YouTube movies ablaze—has just agreed to a $100,000 settlement to calm down the unjustly fired (and weirdly litigious about it) ACORN employee Juan Carlos Vera. According to a copy of the deal, obtained late last night by your wonkettes and viewable after the jump, O’Keefe has also agreed to ink an 11-word non-apology apology, that sources close to reality are calling “insincere” and “suuuuuuuch bullshit.”
Isn't there a political party that's all opposed to onerous regulations and gub'mint innerference? I'm sure there is, but I guess they don't have much clout in Florida.
The first time I said fuck in front of my mother was when I was in labour with my first.
Sweet.
I miss Gore Vidal.
mmmm... schadenfreude
Isn't there a political party that's all opposed to onerous regulations and gub'mint innerference? I'm sure there is, but I guess they don't have much clout in Florida.
Why does every fucking Wonkette thread eventually bring us around to Vitter?
Does Rush Limbaugh have tapeworms?
Prickitude.
Right alongside Breitbart. Right.
It would be an uncomfortable day for Karl Rove if the Koch Brothers ever thought that he might really work for the other side.
Uncomfortable, and short.
Looks like O'Qeef's Gravy Train just ran off the rails.
$100,000 would buy a lot of votes.
IANAL, but since the payment date is actually in the settlement, it seems to me that failing to comply would be contempt of court, aka jail. Lawyers?
Maybe they both could shut the fuck up.
(A man can dream)
At this point, teabaggers will bite any hand that gets within their range of vision. As with snapping turtles, it's become instinctive.