Wonket White House Pen-Pal Funtimes!
President B. Barry Bamz has been having a week or three! His Nobamacare is rolling out like a Hoveround with three flat tires, and other stuff has been happening to him probably too, who can even remember? (We can't. Because we finally got our prescription refilled, suckas . And YES that is what we spend your money on. AND YOU LIKE IT.)
Well, reader "Kathleen" sent us a suggestion, and that is that we do our part to help perk up the prezzy we all love. (Yes, all of us. We all love him. We know he did drones and is a center-right president. We are aware of all Kenyan traditions.) "Kathleen's" sample text is after the jump.
So ask not what your president can do for you, but what you can blah blah blah blah blah. Leave your letters in the comments. We will pick some and put ponies on them maybe, or something, actually we won't because we don't know how to do Photoshop, and Dok is on "vacation," maybe Sad Lee Stranahan will offer a class on that.
<i>This is called a &quot;stamp&quot; buy it at usps.com.</i>
And while you&#039;re on-line, shoot whitehouse.gov an email.
Dear Mr. President, we appreciate your efforts on ACA and can&#039;t imagine what incredible stress the past few weeks have had on you and your family. In decades past Republicans would at least listen to their opponents but the rightwing hate machine has made that verboten. We don&#039;t know why you haven&#039;t closed Gitmo and continue to use drones in targeted assassinations but will imagine you have very good reasons. That you have used illegal drugs in the past probably prevents you from changing our countries &#039;war on drugs&#039; that have placed so many young black men into the prison industrial complex. It must seem at times that the far right is doing everything possible to demean and demonize you and to incite racial hatred. At times that is exactly what they&#039;re doing. We support you any way, hope for your success, and will never, ever stop posting the idiocy your opponents come up with. with thanks and hopes, the Wonkeratti