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Um, excuse me, but the One Ring's inscription is not written in Elvish but in the Black Speech of Mordor. /nerd

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Ancient fossil-like nerd object here. And when I say ancient, I mean really ancient, as in my high school nerd years were over prior to the launch of the final moon mission. They gave way to my college hippie years. As we used to say back then, one door closes and another one opens. That and "hey, pass the joint this way, willya?" But I digress.

The preceding means that I recognized precisely 0% of the whippersnapper's (nerd-related) cultural references, all of which were way too trendy for me. But that's my problem, not his.

Carry on, my Feynman (see what I did there?), carry on.

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It's a <a href="http:\/\/data.whicdn.com\/images\/12762628\/3b0059492abf53eb88670eac19f2046c_large.jpg" target="_blank">thing</a>

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Christopher Walken

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want some real retro nerd cred? I remember wasting time as a H.S. independent study geek playing Advent on our local university's DEC-10 computers in the seventies

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I loved that game- granted, there weren't a lot of choices at that point

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Problem is, the SCA army has flintlocks and broadswords. If you could just bring yourselves to reenact battles from long in the future instead of the past, you'd have the right equipment.

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Just as the Old Version of video games is automatically better than the New Version; so too a canceled Joss Whedon series is automatically the shizz, whereas a show that survives to become worn-out crap and then die miserably (cf. The X-Files) is not.

Me, I liked Firefly, except I kept thinking Brownshirts every time they mentioned Browncoats, which gave the whole We Are Rebels Out to Take Down the Govt thing kind of an odd spin.

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Kid, I am 57 and even I can make WoW jokes and Minecraft references, and I love Assassin's Creed. Face it: nothing is safe from the unquenchable thirst of aging Baby Boomers to stay cool. We will infest youth culture like microbes. It is what we do.

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Were you there?

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"It's actually every generation EXCEPT ours" said the average <strike>Baby Boomer</strike> member of every generation.

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All space opera is really horse opera with ray guns.

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Immediately after "Get off my rock!"

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Oh, cry me a river. My kids are among the (barely) adults that grew up playing Pokemon.

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OK, but none of that Emo shit.

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That or they become political pundits.

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