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I should have used an exclamation point for the p's.

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Target Positioning Technician at the Barry Goldwater Gunnery Range.

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I believe Romney already has a selection for that post, one Mr. "I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my butt"

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Pope

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I heard Mitt Romney is <i>so</i> boring that his Secret Service code name is "Mitt Romney".

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Make him Ambassador to the Netherlands so he has to explain why he publicly lied about their health system.

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Chief of Staff?

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Department of Forced Labor and Rape Miracles

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