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schmannity's avatar

I should have used an exclamation point for the p's.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Target Positioning Technician at the Barry Goldwater Gunnery Range.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I believe Romney already has a selection for that post, one Mr. "I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my butt"

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schmannity's avatar

Pope

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I heard Mitt Romney is <i>so</i> boring that his Secret Service code name is "Mitt Romney".

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Make him Ambassador to the Netherlands so he has to explain why he publicly lied about their health system.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Chief of Staff?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Department of Forced Labor and Rape Miracles

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