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schmannity's avatar

I should have used an exclamation point for the p's.

Fartknocker's avatar

Target Positioning Technician at the Barry Goldwater Gunnery Range.

SullivanSt's avatar

I believe Romney already has a selection for that post, one Mr. "I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my butt"

Joshua Norton's avatar

I heard Mitt Romney is <i>so</i> boring that his Secret Service code name is "Mitt Romney".

Joshua Norton's avatar

Make him Ambassador to the Netherlands so he has to explain why he publicly lied about their health system.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Department of Forced Labor and Rape Miracles