Welcome Evan, you've occasionally evoked the curmudgeon in me, recognizing your amusing prose but asking "what's your point?". Anyway, questioning my unspoken beliefs is what I believe makes me a true progressive, so I'll give a one time extra to my monthly Wonkette contribution in honor of her purchase of you.
You are correct, certainly. Under the stress and commenting responsibly to a Wonkette post, I overlooked that important fact. Glad I thought to include other at least.
I'm unemployed now, but in another month, when my unemployment insurance runs out, I'm going to take a class from Yale * and start writing an app for Vandelay Industries...
Whore diamonds. Not just for breakfast anymore.
And the one with the oversized Uncle Sam head? You definitely want to avoid him.God only knows what he's doing down there.
Hey, it's just time to face the facts. It's a hard life in these United States if our a straight, white male.
Let me tell you the one simple trick to see the tits on the Land O' Lakes butter girl.
Is that what the're called? That's so much cooler than Calgarian.
Welcome Evan, you've occasionally evoked the curmudgeon in me, recognizing your amusing prose but asking "what's your point?". Anyway, questioning my unspoken beliefs is what I believe makes me a true progressive, so I'll give a one time extra to my monthly Wonkette contribution in honor of her purchase of you.
You are correct, certainly. Under the stress and commenting responsibly to a Wonkette post, I overlooked that important fact. Glad I thought to include other at least.
Obama.
But, but he won't pay for my meth, reverse discrimination dudes don't get maternity leave Inpeach!
...I just didn't want to feel left out.
I'll get back on the $5 a month plan as soon as I get a new job. And buy the kids some shoes.
I've been job hunting for months. It's so depressing. Fortunately, I have many shoes, and no kids.
simply type landolakesbutterboobs.com.
That's what a friend told me.
Stop me if you've heard this one before: "The Wonkette staff walks into a bar...."
Upside: By then the rats won't touch it.
"Electric slide" = Cowboy talk for "fully lubed"
I'm unemployed now, but in another month, when my unemployment insurance runs out, I'm going to take a class from Yale * and start writing an app for Vandelay Industries...
* = Free on the Internets
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