Important reminder for you outdoorsy types: It's a really bad idea to set fire to your toilet paper during a drought, as a Boise mountain bicyclist learned after his attempt to dispose of the remnants of an outdoors poo break resulted in a 73-acre wildfire.
"Hikers and cyclists who have recently consumed a really spicy curry or vindaloo are also urged to wait at least 48 hours before venturing into dry grass areas, or to pursue more aquatic-based recreational opportunities."
Ewww no! The last thing I want is a Code Brown in the swimming pool.
Only poo can make digestion rightMaking poo can make my colon lightOnly poo and poo alone can satisfy elimination needsAnd fill my heart with love for lovely poo
Only poo can make this change in mePoo while biking, goes in a baggieeeWhen poo gets on my handI understand the magic that wet wipes can dooIt's my dream come trueMy one and only poo
As fun as this story it, it's really too bad that it trumped (no relation to that weird thing with the hair) the story that people are freaking lighting up Washington's grasses with their fucking lit cigarettes out the car window.
Whenever there is a fire out here, our friends all call from back East asking if we are alright. News coverage there must make it seem as tho the whole state is a raging inferno.
There was (is?) an old funding rivalry between Smokey Bear (USDA Forest Service) and a buffalo (BLM fire which is DOI) where the bison was shown humping a bear in a cartoon. A reach, but what it reminded me of.
Having been homeless a couple of times in wilderness areas, I learned to always bury the poo, in plastic bags if I had them, and never to bur them too close to water sources.
Sez me, "Camping is only fun when you don't HAVE to do it."
Not if we're talking craps...
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"Hikers and cyclists who have recently consumed a really spicy curry or vindaloo are also urged to wait at least 48 hours before venturing into dry grass areas, or to pursue more aquatic-based recreational opportunities."
Ewww no! The last thing I want is a Code Brown in the swimming pool.
I've only been part of an appreciative teen audience.
Only poo can make digestion rightMaking poo can make my colon lightOnly poo and poo alone can satisfy elimination needsAnd fill my heart with love for lovely poo
Only poo can make this change in mePoo while biking, goes in a baggieeeWhen poo gets on my handI understand the magic that wet wipes can dooIt's my dream come trueMy one and only poo
As fun as this story it, it's really too bad that it trumped (no relation to that weird thing with the hair) the story that people are freaking lighting up Washington's grasses with their fucking lit cigarettes out the car window.
Maybe it wasn't meth after all? http://wonkette.com/591981/...
Whenever there is a fire out here, our friends all call from back East asking if we are alright. News coverage there must make it seem as tho the whole state is a raging inferno.
I thought they had Johnny Horizon or somesuch white guy.
My grandmother used to claim that a tea made from buffalo chips was good for what ails you.,
Did they pixelate the dog poo?
There was (is?) an old funding rivalry between Smokey Bear (USDA Forest Service) and a buffalo (BLM fire which is DOI) where the bison was shown humping a bear in a cartoon. A reach, but what it reminded me of.
Having been homeless a couple of times in wilderness areas, I learned to always bury the poo, in plastic bags if I had them, and never to bur them too close to water sources.
Sez me, "Camping is only fun when you don't HAVE to do it."
My grandmother restricted her connection to buffalo chips to brewing tea by the heat of flaming buffalo chips.
They did. And only the gods know why.
♬ God made manBut he used a monkey to do it... ♬