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Rudy Says's avatar

Merry Christmas. Hey I will ruin the movie now: the criminal gang has already murdered the Japanese executive and McClane’s wife’s stupid coworker.

They’d keep right on killing hostages in retaliation for Our Hero offing them!

Tossed down the elevator shaft maybe

larry gassan's avatar

Die Hard was also a Barefoot Running movie well before its time.

WomanInThePersistence's avatar

So thoughts about blended scotch? When I'm not being fancy, I do rather like The Famous Grouse.

Regret's avatar

I like blended fine, usually a lot smoother than single malt, though there is the occasional single malt that is smooth too. I don't particularly like peaty whiskeys or any of their variations. If I ever want the taste of peat in my mouth I know where the local peat bogs are. (I've walked on floating peat mats to find carnivorous plants, that was a cool trip!).

I prefer a good pure vodka, or certain flavoured vodkas, for example bisongrass. Or brown rum, for example Kraken or Captain Morgan, nothing wrong with the cheaper stuff if you're smart about it.

TerseNurse's avatar

oh look, new post up. and it's a 'nice times'. forsooth.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Did the headline need an edit?

Nah, leave it as is.

𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐓𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐭

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2025/dec/26/us-nigeria-strikes-militants-donald-trump-zelenskyy-ukraine-epstein-us-politics-latest-news-updates#img-1

Parakeetist's avatar

I want peace, not bombs!

Craig Nixon's avatar

Birbs, not bombs!

OK, who can make us some T-shirts?

Parakeetist's avatar

There's a shop in my town where they literally make those things!

Craig Nixon's avatar

I forgot that I actually have a person of my own. Lol.

She makes ALL manner of swag for Defense of Democracy, and other causes too.

Parakeetist's avatar

Good! :)

Your Person sounds pretty cool.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Yikes: Most of New York State is expected to see heavy snowfall beginning this afternoon into tomorrow morning, with snowfall rates of 1 to 2 inches per hour. Some areas could see totals approaching a foot of snow by Saturday morning.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I hope we can manage a good snowstorm down here in subtropical NOVA this winter.

TerseNurse's avatar

snow starts just as I am going on-shift. typical.

Craig Nixon's avatar

But of course. Nature is servicey like that.

Be careful, there's talk of an early start, 2pm, possibly.

I'm about to go make the supply run...

Parakeetist's avatar

Everybody: In a leetle while, Budgie is going out to do The Volunteer Thing!

I am going to sort through clothing and food. We just got through Christmas, if people keep donating, we are helping people get better.

:)

EyeQueue's avatar

Yay!!!!!!!!! This is good work. Thank you!

JustPixelz's avatar

Daily Beast: Trump Humiliated as He Scores Lowest Kennedy Center Ratings Ever [https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-humiliated-as-he-scores-lowest-kennedy-center-honors-ratings-ever/]

Watched by only two people: Karoline Leavitt and Stephen Miller

lmurr's avatar

CBS is on a roll.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Nobody wants to see that orange bag of shit during the Holidaze.

JustPixelz's avatar

Or before the Holidaze. Or after.

TerseNurse's avatar

ratings have a well-known liberal bias

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Yesterday, I got to the The Holidays party and my mom was holding a baby. Immediately, I wanted to climb in my mom's lap and push the baby away. I mean, WTF, I have NEVER been clingy with my mom. THEN, as we lined up (youths eat first in our family*), someone dared say that at 48 years old, I was NOT one of the youths and that I should eat with the old. Doesn't she know who she is talking to? I am Dana's BABY.

*I used to think this was meaningful but now I know it's to get their pushy little hands out of the way. I serve myself, always, at the end of the kids' line.

tehbaddr's avatar

You'll get one doll for Xmas instead of 37 and you'll like it!

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/karenw09.jpg

TerseNurse's avatar

i whittled it myself, from what was left of my appendix!

455 Rocket Cat's avatar

This is our “last merry christmas.” Death camps after they steal the midterms?

TerseNurse's avatar

No no no, 'death camps' is such an ugly term. We prefer to call them..... no, upon consideration, 'death camps' will do nicely. Line up, libs!

BECKY's avatar

talk about the war on christmas

HerstoryRepeating's avatar

HR Jr says ‘Die Hard’ is a Christmas movie…raised her right!

TerseNurse's avatar

TN jr insists that it is NOT. But I think he's just being contrary.

Well Dressed & Incredibly Jen's avatar

It totally isn't, but I am told I am wrong about this.

We'll be watching it saturday XD

Dina's avatar

This seems like a good read for later when we're heating up some leftovers!

Cajun Kid's avatar

I cannot believe I get to post this. My heart feels light and at the same time like it could burst—in a good way. For the first time in a while I’m posting GREAT NEWS.

My body will remain intact. No surgery necessary.

Doctors came in a little while ago and examined my foot. They scraped a little, poked and prodded, and seemed to smile. Apparently my toe wound—the source of my massive infection—is healing quite well now. Only took a week in the hospital and a thousand rounds of antibiotics (and two different IV lines…), but there is now no need for surgical intervention.

Y’all I am so happy and relieved that I cried. I actually cried when they gave me the good news. I even got up to celebrate with a Dr Pepper because that seemed appropriate.

As for getting out of here, it looks like today is the day. I can’t wait to be home again.

Regret's avatar

Congrats! And long live antibiotics! Easily in the top 10 most important inventions.

Reader's avatar

I'm so glad. You were being a real real trooper, and I'm not surprised you cried. I think most people would. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Cajun Kid's avatar

I am nothing if not a (very grateful) survivor!

EyeQueue's avatar

So glad to hear that!

Dina's avatar

Oh, that is wonderful!

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Best fucking news I've heard all week. Molotov!

Parakeetist's avatar

This is the best news! So happy to hear!

:)

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

YAY!! Hugs and good news.