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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

🎄 Christmas KABOOM 🎄

https://bsky.app/profile/tendar.bsky.social/post/3matr5hom2k2j

Ongoing situation in Volgograd, Russia. Multiple explosions have been reported.

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Helen Van Patterson Patton's avatar

Steak Diane was a success! Gifts were enjoyed & the pups are worn out, as am I. Phew! Dishes are mostly done but I got bored. Now I try my hash oil vape & relax, just as Jesus would want. Merry Christmas y'all!

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Oh, another great idea for movie night: "Kedi" about the millions of cats who are universally beloved and which have lived freely in Istanbul for thousands of years.

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Mysterysurf's avatar

Okay, now there's something from the Nigerian government:

A spokesperson for the Nigerian foreign ministry confirmed the U.S. strike Thursday evening, saying that “precision hits on terrorist targets in Nigeria by air strikes” had been carried out in response to the “persistent threat of terrorism and violent extremism.”

“Terrorist violence of any form, whether directed at Christians, Muslims or other communities remains an affront to Nigeria’s values,” the statement from spokesperson Kimiebi Imomotimi Ebienfa said. (Washington Post)

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PropellerVigo's avatar

Let's see, you spend 364 days talking about invading oil rich countries and taking their oil, and then 1 day on "O NOEZ TEH XTIANS" and start unprovoked attacks against the 10th largest oil reserve in the world.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Don't they have the Boko Haram terrorists who kidnapped those school girls there...?

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Mysterysurf's avatar

I just hope they didn't blow them up in the bargain.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

How much in resources will Trump bill them for…?

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10mEdited

Grifters always sink to/ find other paid moufpieces cowardice grifters sink to../ El Salvador and Nigeria, Russia, Saudi royals, Xi … boy do US KNOW intimately T Pro’s Propheteeering Now, In Bed 😜😎

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

It's all so horrifying.

‪Ron Filipkowski‬

‪@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

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Anyone who thought Trump wasn’t going to bomb people on Christmas Day hasn’t been paying attention.

https://bsky.app/profile/ronfilipkowski.bsky.social/post/3mau6e75j2k2s

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

To be fair, he faked us out with all the threats to Venezuela.

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motmelere's avatar

He will expect a peas prize for this.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

What I like about cooking with good wine is using a recipe that calls for only a quarter of the bottle. Don’t want to risk the rest spoiling.

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motmelere's avatar

I always take a deep breath over the reduction.

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MRobtheMathSnob's avatar

Well, obviously, and what if it somehow was poisoned? You would need to quality check to make sure.

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LP's avatar

That would be bad. You know what to do!

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BlueSpot's avatar

My roasted pork loin and potatoes came out very well. Had to use a large sized cast iron frying pan to roast them in. Didn't use the crock pot this time.

Quartered a bad of small potatoes. Had a 3lb pork loin. A bit of olive oil over the meat, added a dry rup of spices and seasonings, a package of French onion soup mix, 2oz of BBQ sauce, a bit of Panda Express Spicy Glaze mix. A light coating of olive oil in the frying pan. The meat and potatoes in the pan, covered lightly with aluminum foil (tight enough to prevent splattering, loose enough to allow the meat to roast), in the oven at 375F for 1 hour.

About an hour of prep time. An hour's cooking time. Eating and clean-up was about an hour. Very easy to do. Meat was a bit dryer and firmer than using a crock pot, but the flavor was better, and the sauce from the drippings was much better.

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WTAF's avatar

@Lurkingforthedickjokes! Which subslack will not let me lols reply to or click on… 💯✨🤩💗💪🌀🎶

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The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

OT!

Orange Boy ordered air strikes on northeastern Nigeria on Christmas day.

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WTAF's avatar

Cuz smiller too failed human do actual anything or nothing at all else … weakest poop on everything adMIN no men evah

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LP's avatar

God damn it.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Everyone’s idea of a Christmas miracle, definitely peace on Earthy and goodwill to all men.

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WTAF's avatar

This is 🤩, TY! 🙏🎄💯✨🥂

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BlueSpot's avatar

Ziggywiggy, thank you for the heads up about your identity being stolen on Substack. I did receive a join notice from you earlier today, but I didn't notice that the person had spelled your name wrong. They are no longer appearing on my subscription list, so Substack might have taken them down.

Hope that they didn't cause any problems for you.

Merry Christmas.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Thanks BlueSpot! My concern is that they scam people using my name.

Merry Christmas Blue Spot!

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Menotsure's avatar

I remember the halcyon days of yore when the usage of "stealing my name on

substack" would have had people asking "What the fuck does that mean?"

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ziggywiggy's avatar

LOL, oh yeah. I have learned a lot

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BlueSpot's avatar

Thank you!

If I see them using your name, I'll let you know.

Hope that you and Harry had a good day. Did you have a white Christmas?

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ziggywiggy's avatar

It usually snows most every day, but not today of course!

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Parakeetist's avatar

Is this the Open Thread now?

Thanks.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

The fake Marcie who subscribed to me has had their profile disabled.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Neat

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ziggywiggy's avatar

It is!

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Jessica's avatar

For your nerdy pleasure:

https://youtu.be/s8wEDiiq7gw

Jonathan Ferguson gets his nerd on about Die Hard's guns

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Miss Grundy's avatar

O/T: Big Bow-Wow makes a little rescue kitty feel loved again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAIJj4u9kHA

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

D’awwwwww. 😻😻

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Linda's Bitter Disappointment's avatar

I mean no harm to anyone who plays, but goddamn, my husband found his guitar. Oh fuck. The last time he undertook this, he would thought he could practice in our room while I was getting ready for bed, which was a bad idea. He's a little drunk, and I told him that he has to play outdoors, tonight. It's a mild evening and IMO, guitars were meant to be heard from over there, not in the same small room. And playing songs is a whole different story from tuning up and playing the same lick ninety-nine times.

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eppe's avatar

At least it's not bagpipes.

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

Got something against bagpipes?

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Smoke on the Water?

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The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

As GB Shaw observed, "Hell is full of amateur musicians." Making music soothes the brain, but you really need to go out to the barn with that.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

My father wanted to learn the banjo.

It was hilarious because you knew every time he just picked it up. Didn't have to play a note. It was gonna be scales and shit.

Dad picks up banjo.

Tick ... tick ... tick ... nine seconds later the cat flap goes as the cat FUCKING RUNS FOR IT to get away

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Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

Hehe I'm teaching myself mandolin with a banjolin.

Its all the ease-of-learning of a mandolin with all the pleasing tones of a banjo.

The cats here also highly disapprove of stringed instruments.

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SomeRandomSomeone's avatar

My cat runs for it at the sound of my trombone coming off the stand. He doesn't wait for me to start playing.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

I have a friend who learns everything from books- taught herself how to swim by reading about it...anyways, she taught herself how to play violin and she said she knew she was getting it when the cats stopped running from the room when she would pick it up...

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ames's avatar

🙏😂🎸

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PrimerGray's avatar

Good to see you.

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Linda's Bitter Disappointment's avatar

Good to stop by.

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Hirightnow's avatar

Sorry to have missed this one, but...napping.

Am watching Sisu now, though, and enjoying the festive "mine field" scene.

I love holiday films.

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clairence's avatar

"Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas" - Orange Grinch

https://bsky.app/profile/meidastouch.com/post/3mau47qdkau2a

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BlueSpot's avatar

Donald Trump is hate personified.

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

Well, there's supposed to be an election between now and next Christmas, so I expect to be a lot merrier than this year.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Sure thing, pedotard.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Oh, and he forgot to thank us for Paying Attention to this Matter.

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Stulexington's avatar

"Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleezebags who loved Jeffrey Epstein, you are forever in my heart. We need to party like old times. Call me."

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

That weight he's carrying will someday kill him.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

When, though? I need to make sure I have all my party supplies ready. And the giant cake. I don’t want stale cake.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I'm storing party supplies like a fucking prepper!

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