81 Comments

Too long for a bumper sticker, but it could fit on a t-shirt.

Expand full comment

Does this have something to do with the dwarf Glod?

Expand full comment

Hard to forget.

Expand full comment

Never click the linky.

Expand full comment

Now that was right down the middle.

Expand full comment

What, you're Tottenham?

Expand full comment

Oh for fuck's sake.

As we all know, Schoenkopf is German for "Pretty Head", or possibly "Beautiful Head".

Don't get so excited, you guys.

Schoen (pronounced differently) is in fact Dutch for "shoe". But "Kopf" is not a Dutch word at all, so the remark you quote is "Scheiss".

Expand full comment

Oh, Kitty, are you so easy?

Expand full comment

Truly, you are a wonder of persistence.

Expand full comment

I would say screw John Dryden and the horse he rode in on.

Expand full comment

Oh, crap, I didn't read quite far enough down. Sorry.

Expand full comment

May I see your passport, please.

Expand full comment

It is forbidden to talk about Forbidden Club.

Expand full comment

Brave soldiers who troll Dead Andy's Zombie Apocalypse, looking for the snarkophagus.

Expand full comment

Use of chemical weapons <em>shouldn't</em> stand. But TPM dropped a linky in my inbox this morning wherein it was pointed out that the intel on who actually ordered their use is almost nonexistent, and bombing people who weren't responsible isn't going to do anyone (except death merchants) any good, least of all whoever's in the blast radius.

Expand full comment

Celine, also, too. We must all do penance for her.

Expand full comment