Wonkette DC Partytime, Excellent!

Wot's this then, we are in our nation's glorious capital, and we are having a party, by which we mean you may come and meet us and buy us drinks? IT'S TWOO! IT'S TWOO! We shall meet Saturday, from 6 to 9 p.m., at the Melrose Hotel in Georgetown (2430 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20037), to filibuster each other up one side and down the other, SEXYLIKE! A SEXY FILIBUSTER! OF FREEDOM! From six to seven there will be $5 valet parking, and $5 martinis and $5 appetizers, and then after that you will pay full-price, because of how you are not Exxon, we guess.

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