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SqueakyRat's avatar

I think it's Trike.

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Cuberly's avatar

You sure? Thought it was Traipse.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

"Zen and The Art Of Vagina Maintenance" was already taken?

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BackDoorMan's avatar

Only brushes with the law would be my guess.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

I thought it was insert bendy-straw into wine cooler box... and *then* Bristle shows up, if a little muddy, grass-stained and without her shoes.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

I think Badlands has a pretty good chance for the name of the next Palin spawn.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

Yes. I think the last "B" in BYOB stands for booze'n'brawl.

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SterWonk's avatar

Touché! :-)

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Revolver on the nightstand? You are not alone.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Yeah! Loose bullets are a choking hazard.

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gedjcj's avatar

I'm sticking with pacifier.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Certainly not named after the lesbian witch out of Buffy.

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IDreamOfNinja's avatar

I think that's actually the baby's pacifier in his mouth...

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dommyluc's avatar

Teabaggers think "bordello" is some exotic Muslim/Arabic word. They only understand "whorehouse".

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dommyluc's avatar

Yes, Bristol "Brandine" Palin, one meth bust away from working the pole.

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