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I think it's Trike.

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You sure? Thought it was Traipse.

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"Zen and The Art Of Vagina Maintenance" was already taken?

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Only brushes with the law would be my guess.

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I thought it was insert bendy-straw into wine cooler box... and *then* Bristle shows up, if a little muddy, grass-stained and without her shoes.

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I think Badlands has a pretty good chance for the name of the next Palin spawn.

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Yes. I think the last "B" in BYOB stands for booze'n'brawl.

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Touché! :-)

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Revolver on the nightstand? You are not alone.

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Yeah! Loose bullets are a choking hazard.

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I'm sticking with pacifier.

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Certainly not named after the lesbian witch out of Buffy.

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I think that's actually the baby's pacifier in his mouth...

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Teabaggers think "bordello" is some exotic Muslim/Arabic word. They only understand "whorehouse".

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Yes, Bristol "Brandine" Palin, one meth bust away from working the pole.

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