Do Not Forget About Tonight's Wonkette Halloween Party In DC!
All the details are right here! Do not forget! It starts in an hour, basically -- so get your ladybug costume and witch hat and run to the Big Hunt in Dupont.
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Odds are the Christine O'Donnell witch costume will be most prevalent.
I've created little cardboard cutouts of all the editors and interns of Wonkette. They're all placed around a little Barbie kitchen set that I “borrowed” from some kid in the neighborhood. Every tiny figure has a genuine Wisconsin firecracker glued to their ass. Sometime around midnight or just before I pass out, I'll light the fuse and face the direction of the Wonkette Halloween party, which I wasn't able to attend, and raise my glass. Salute my friends!