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``Chicken once, chicken twice, Cooking chicken soup with rice...`. Now I have an earworm.

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So there I was, buying a super-scenic bookmark at the souvenir shop at Keflavik a few years ago on the way back from a winter trip (yep) to the Swedish sub-arctic. I paid for this Icelandic item with Swedish crowns (in Swedish, of course, solely because I could...) and got the change back in American dollars. It was when the Icelandic economy had pretty much melted into a puddle on the floor, so the exchange rate was loopy and to this day I have no idea what that little bookmark actually cost. It sure is pretty, though, with its gorgeous shot of Snaefellsjokull at sunset...

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She's hoping to be one of the "tykes on trikes" parade leaders.

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What a rip-off! There wasn't one scene of Olivia Newton-John dancing in a leotard. (I thought the "2014" just meant they added Pitbull for the remix)

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"Did I ever bother you, ever, for anything, in your life?"

next time around, we need to lay off on the sodium amytal.

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trust me, they're all Little Kim's

i should know....when asked what kind of Korean i am, i always say," North of course, silly Imperialist American."

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I for one am genuinely reassured that Wonkette is protective of our piracy. Wait. Oh well same thing.

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"I don't care"

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what did he do to deserve this simile?

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Naw. That's just your grift. You show up and pretend to work so you can scam a paycheck off that poor, oppressed corporate person. TAKER!

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i guess it must be that cold in iceland

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And she's wearing pink. Did she choose her outfit? Did some family member give it to her, so Shy and Trix feel obligated to use it? Was it cheap at the thrift store, because she grows so fast and they can worry about color? Or, are they imposing gender binary on her? So many questions.

I do "Over-the-Shoulder Seat Parenting" good.

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Angstrom Kim has a certain ring to it (even without the special circle over the A)

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A message from God!

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"did it in her, college"

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