As much as I would love to see you in Austin, I understand staying a little farther West. It's hot and humid, Rick Perry is still bouncing around Austin, Williamson County has their prayer police hot on the trail of the news media for pimping them out, and we still have some of Clive Bundy's stragglers from Jade Helm who are looking for a few more aluminum cans to turn into the scrap metal yard so they can purchase a bus ticket home to Nevada. Plus, we're 3 weeks from the ACL Music Festival and those pretentious, rich people who watch race cars at the Circuit of the Americas so traffic will suck.
So goes all my hopes that I shall be rescued from the Gates of Hell, New Mexico. I had my bags packed but you're going the wrong way as to my lack of Trailways bus.
Turn this off just after the chorus the first time through but remember I was counting on you!
YES. EDITRIX, STAY AWAY FROM THE SPRINGS!! When I moved to Boulder County, people spoke of Colorado Springs like Mufasa did to Simba about "that shadowy place."
Huh...I never woulda pegged ya for a hobophobe.
It's true!
Let us know when you mosey on into the Seattle area!
As much as I would love to see you in Austin, I understand staying a little farther West. It's hot and humid, Rick Perry is still bouncing around Austin, Williamson County has their prayer police hot on the trail of the news media for pimping them out, and we still have some of Clive Bundy's stragglers from Jade Helm who are looking for a few more aluminum cans to turn into the scrap metal yard so they can purchase a bus ticket home to Nevada. Plus, we're 3 weeks from the ACL Music Festival and those pretentious, rich people who watch race cars at the Circuit of the Americas so traffic will suck.
where in Oklahoma and when?????
They have enforced vaccinations in NH I hope .... don't want a babby to catch Da Cruzz or the Huck-itis.
"weβre thinking Colorado Springs"
Think again.
Denver's cool though, and Boulder is the most funnest place I ever livded.
http://www.dierksparkside.c...
Believe it or not, El Paso is considered one of the safest cities in the country. A few yards away in Juarez, on the other hand...
Perty baby though.
Does that really matter? It's Oklahoma fer crissakes.
Are you brown enough for that?
Isn't Colorado Springs bible-thumper country?
LOLOLOLOL.
So goes all my hopes that I shall be rescued from the Gates of Hell, New Mexico. I had my bags packed but you're going the wrong way as to my lack of Trailways bus.
Turn this off just after the chorus the first time through but remember I was counting on you!
https://www.youtube.com/wat...
YES. EDITRIX, STAY AWAY FROM THE SPRINGS!! When I moved to Boulder County, people spoke of Colorado Springs like Mufasa did to Simba about "that shadowy place."