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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...electing progressive women in Kansas."</i>

The "K" must stand for kuixotic.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

There are birds named "boobies" and "tits" and "red breasted". I'm getting a feeling for what else birdwatchers look for using those binoculars.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

lucky you! The sainted Ana Marie Cox never got a high school nickname.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I always thought the term was winoceros

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I assumed the acronym stood for 'kick ass wonketeers'

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"Bloody Bill Anderson"

that's the one with Vodka, Jack Daniels and tomato juice, amirite?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Where can I get that "Ride Wench, Repeat" tee shirt?

What? Oh hell . . . nevermind.

Mahousu's avatar

So Lisa rode the Greyhound bus while dead? Well, she wouldn't be the first one. Heck, I took the bus to Lansing, Michigan once while dead. Or at least I smelled like I was.

fuflans's avatar

i say miss lisa was the unexpected treat of the wonkette midwest tour. so very nice to meet the lady behind the trix.

fuflans's avatar

you know, upon rereading that, several layers of unintended meaning surfaced.

all i actually meant was: it was great to meet ANOTHER famousest wonkette person.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Your grandkids will never believe all your stories, you know that, right, Editrix?

Ikimizi's avatar

Rose from the dead, did she? Have we started a new religion yet? How shall we worship our Missiah?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Pirate's Code, Editrix: Whoever falls behind is left behind.

Ikimizi's avatar

Are there term limits on Goddess? This is going to be a weird religion.

ValiumNation's avatar

That bartender could 86 me any old day of the week!