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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...electing progressive women in Kansas."</i>

The "K" must stand for kuixotic.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

There are birds named "boobies" and "tits" and "red breasted". I'm getting a feeling for what else birdwatchers look for using those binoculars.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

me too.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

lucky you! The sainted Ana Marie Cox never got a high school nickname.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I always thought the term was winoceros

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I assumed the acronym stood for 'kick ass wonketeers'

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"Bloody Bill Anderson"

that's the one with Vodka, Jack Daniels and tomato juice, amirite?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Where can I get that "Ride Wench, Repeat" tee shirt?

What? Oh hell . . . nevermind.

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Mahousu's avatar

So Lisa rode the Greyhound bus while dead? Well, she wouldn't be the first one. Heck, I took the bus to Lansing, Michigan once while dead. Or at least I smelled like I was.

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fuflans's avatar

i say miss lisa was the unexpected treat of the wonkette midwest tour. so very nice to meet the lady behind the trix.

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fuflans's avatar

you know, upon rereading that, several layers of unintended meaning surfaced.

all i actually meant was: it was great to meet ANOTHER famousest wonkette person.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Your grandkids will never believe all your stories, you know that, right, Editrix?

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Ikimizi's avatar

Rose from the dead, did she? Have we started a new religion yet? How shall we worship our Missiah?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Pirate's Code, Editrix: Whoever falls behind is left behind.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Are there term limits on Goddess? This is going to be a weird religion.

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ValiumNation's avatar

That bartender could 86 me any old day of the week!

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