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bobbert's avatar

Put the sheets back on the bed.

chascates's avatar

Dear ConservativeOutcry: eat a giant bag of poisoned rat dicks and go butt fuck Dick Cheney.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

GOBBLECOCKS vs THE IRON VAGINA!!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Gotta love this line from the refudiators: "Instead of blocked the bill, I think its better said that most members of the GOP opposed the bill."

You see, in Wingnuttistan, preventing a bill from being voted on is not "blocking" it ... that's merely being "opposed" to it. ("Blocking" involves guns, Molotov cocktails, and piles of burning tires at the doors of the Capitol.)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The GOP is a cork in the asshole of progress.

SullivanSt's avatar

Well I'm glad you mentioned Joe LIEberman's nonsense because something about it occurred to me last night.

The <strong>LAST</strong> thing the market wants is certainty. The very last thing. You see, if there's certainty, there's no risk. If there's no risk, there's no profit. If there's no profit, there's no market. The market does not want to cease to exist.

But we all knew already that Joe's a moron.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If those hover tags are wrong, I don't want them to be right.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Romney is the stingy one.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Geez - I thought a Hover Tag was a license plate for those electronic carts the olds gets around in.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

BTW, iI'm pretty sure the ladies-in-underwear shot is the stock photo that Cain originally selected for his (mercifully short-lived) WomenForCain.com website. (He was over-ruled by some killjoy staffers.)

TundraGrifter's avatar

That factoid had to have come from Peter Lawford - and he probably got it directly from the source.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Conservative Roosterman <a href="http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_VvXBrW4mo8I\/SYBAIEgWDQI\/AAAAAAAAAKo\/AYa6H7idft8\/s400\/fat_man.jpg" target="_blank">in action.</a>

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

We should be careful to label our sarcasm, as our conservative friends do on their blogs. It doesn't make it funnier, but it avoids confusion among our many, varied readers.

/sarcasm